silvereriena | Picklesworth Spare Mini-Update 9

This is a really short update. I took pictures of the spares before I moved but didn't have time to post them. Now that I'm finally not busy and have a few hours to chill, I figured I'd push out this small update. :3

Dario: I think it's time I put my fire-dancing skills TO THE TEST!

Indoors? Surrounded by flammable objects? In close proximity to gas-powered appliances?

Dario: FWOOSH BABY

Oh, well then don't let me stop you. Have fun and all that jazzy jazz.

Helene: Hi sweetie! I thought I'd bring the whole family over for a visit!
Dario: When did you get so many kids?

Nigel and Andreas made a beeline for the video games, because... boys. Or something.
Really now, you're here to visit family and you can play all the snow-blasting SSX3 you want in your own domiciles! *INDIGNANT HUFF OF INDIGNANCE*

Dario: LOLOLOL I can't believe you got married! That's just totally against our Romance natures, man!
Catalina: >8T

This man is many things, and foolish is certainly one of them.

David has just turned into a completely grumpy, curmudgeonly old recluse and stayed upstairs in his bed all "Hehehe no socializing for me" the entire time. But I did notice it said "Sims" on the bottoms of his shoes and I FORGAVE HIM HIS CARL FREDERICKSENNESS.

Ivy has something against her uncle. Why, you ask? WHY? Hell if I know, it was Naomi who dropped her stinky bum on the floor as a baby, not Dario. Someone is having hazy memory!

Dario: So, wanna know the secret to extra spicy chili?
Nigel: WHAT NO WHY WOULD YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT

These children are incomprehensible. :|

Dario: And what's your problem with me, huh? You gonna tell me that I'm a loser bachelor who can't even get a girlfriend? Well I'll show you! I'll show all of youuuu!
Andreas: Actually, I wanted the chili recipe because I want to become a celebrity chef but that's okay man, I'll just go.

So after everyone went home, Dario called up Melissa Fox, the girl who was very obviously giving him les yeux de googoo at the clothing store. She was more than happy to come round!

Melissa: Oh Dario, this is a dream come true for me! We've finally declared our love!
Dario: Great, now let's get inside and have sex so my sister's kids can stop making fun of me.

And so Melissa had her first taste of pickle juice. ~~Pleasedon'tkillme~~

Melissa: *Kissy faces* Can we cuddle now, pumpkin?
Dario: Hahahahaha! You're funny! No really, this is my aunt's bed. We have to get out right now.

Despite not having spoken to anyone, David gets calls from the kids in the main house, most probably at their parents' urging. I mean, you wouldn't want to be on the bad side of any relatives who were criminal masterminds, now would you?

As for Nicola, her days consisted of drowning out the sounds of sea chanteys that just. Never. Stop.

And playing lots and lots and lots of chess. Yeaaaah, it was a boring update. Which is why I cheated and aged everyone three days so they could be in sync with the main house and then moved on! Because I don't really play the spare houses in real time anyway. It is a spare house and I can cheat all I want mwahaha.

Also, Dario has taken to doing everything shirtless now that he's finally gotten some nookie. MOVING ON.

The other spare house is full of DAAAAAAWWWWRWW SRGSRGSRG RGLDKSGFSG CURSE YOU CAPTAIN EDWARD DREDD. WHY DID I GO IN SEARCH OF YOUR WANDERING SPIRIT ON TWIKIIIII (I should download a mod for this).

Colin, when not contributing to the sea chanteys in the house, slumbers on the couch as the other sea chantiers sing him to sleep like a very, very annoying lullaby.

Naomi: 'Eeeeey! What's up, folks?

Yes, another main house visit because I needed SOMETHING to happen in this spare house.

Everyone was momentarily frozen and staring a the sky for some reason though, so... that was a new one for me.

At least it's not sea chantying together!

Well this isn't awkward at all. I forgot to reset their friendship levels to what they were before the hood implosion so now they're practically strangers.

Naomi: But Dad, I'm your daughter!
Amos: NOPE. I don't know you at all.

I quickly fixed that little mishap. :>

Guess who's the old, curmudgeonly unsocial one in this household? I wouldn't have expected Genevieve to stay out of the hustle and bustle in the living room, but perhaps age has mellowed her out. No longer is she the wild and carefree streaker that she was in college!

And then I got distracted by kitty nuzzles. 8D

Colin: ♥♥♥

Priscilla: You're a silly human. I like you.

Well that was a stressful visit consisting of directing everybody to do something else so that they wouldn't start their sea chanteys. We'll have to never do it again until I download the mod.

Geoff spent the whole time on the telescope outside, and let me say that Rue Claddife DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO GREEN MEN SPYING ON HER TINY HOUSE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOOD.
Well, it is rather unsavoury, I'd think. My poor legacy families just can't get along. :(

Geoff: BOOOHOOOHOOOHOO
Rue: THAT'LL TEACH YOU, YA MINTY VOYEUR

Geoff plz.

Geoff: At least I got RIPPED. LOOKIT THESE GUNS.

The last green Sim of this family, ladies and gentlemen.

And the epidemic continues.

Genevieve: Oh my God, when will they shut up!?

Soon, m'dear. I'll make sure of it. *pat pat*

Here, have a picture of Priscilla licking herself. Suave, no?

I'll find time to play the main household so I can get the heir poll up sometime soon. Thanks for being patient, guys!