Skittles 4.4 Part 2
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silvererienaHere's part 2 so we can finish this generation.
We begin with Raisin finally popping the question to Joe Kirby. The family pedo is joining the family!
Old Lady Jacquet: So, I heard your son is engaged to that Kirby fellow?
Amor: Yup.
OLJ: Isn't he the one who hit on your mother and you and your sisters when you were teenagers?
Amor: Eh, they'll make some pretty babies.
And Raisin continues the family tradition of tormenting Max Flexor.
Raisin: I may have painted nails, but I'm not afraid to get down and dirty, bitch!
Hiss...
Plum is taking a car out for a spin with Irma. Nothing fancy.
Plum: Soooo... wanna have sex?
Irma: Eh. Sure.
Well, there's one thing that Plum has done before Raisin. :P
Oh yeah, we have an heir portrait wall now. It's showing how dedicated I am to this legacy. This is probably the farthest I've ever gotten! :D
Anyway, we have a nighttime wedding so that our Vampiric guests may attend. Yes Joe, the Skittles are loaded. We know this already.
Awww... They're so sweet. Yes, I'm being sentimental. I can't help it!
And then this weird thing happened. Joe got inheritance money from Soleil. WTF you may have met the woman, but she's long gone! O.o
Raisin: WHO NEEDS CUTLERY? *shoves*
LOL.
Speaking of Soleil, she came up to join the party.
Soleil: This better be a roof raiser, boy! No great-grandson of mine is going to throw a lame-ass party!
The party is doing pretty damn well, I'd say. Scarlet certainly is getting everyone riled up for the game. I miss her. :']
Even Irma who came late and promptly pissed on the carpet can't lower my party score! >:D
Oh yeah. The bubble blower came out. This party was a hit. Go Merlot, go!
The next day, Raisin and Joe celebrate by having private time in the romantic hot tub.
Raisin and Joe: *start making out crazily*
Dolores: Men kissing? I've never seen that before. I'm going into the house.
This generation does not do the whole "lose your virginity in a bed" thing.
Makeover time! Va-va-voom.
Joe Skittles (né Kirby)
Pisces 4/2/6/5/8
Knowledge Sim
LTW: Become Mad Scientist
Turn-ons: Fitness, jewelry
Turn-off: Mechanical
So everyone wanted to go on vacation. As such, I sent them to the Far East. Joe went straight for the Zen garden. He's got 10 cleaning points, apparently from being a bartender. IIIIINTERESTING.
Joe: Oh, lucky shrine! Tell me why that tree behind me is transparent!
Shrine: The SimGod sucks at taking photos! Oh, you will also have success in your career.
Raisin is owning everyone at mah-jong. I actually forgot how to play this game. O.o
Local: Konnichiwa, madam.
Dolores: Konnichwhaaaa?
NINJA! Quick, someone learn how to teleport!
Ninja: Pfft. You can't have wisdom without courage. Silly gaijin.
Ninja: *POOFS*
Joe: Ack! I want to do that! D8
The next day...
Ninja: *POOFS BACK*
Dolores: Ack!
Dolores: WTF are you trying to kill me? D:
Wouldn't be the first time you died.
Joe: *runs over* I know the answer now! I can't have courage without wisdom, right? :D
Ninja: Fool! You want to plunge recklessly into danger without wit? Come back with the right answer!
Dammit!
Bad boating tour. :/ Sorry about that Autumn, bb.
Joe: *corners ninja* I have the answer now! I need both courage and wisdom in the face of danger, right? :D
Ninja: Bitch, please! You can't have both! You have to pick an answer!
AAAAARGH! *Rips out hair*
Your husband FAILS, Raisin! D:< Why did I marry him into the family?
Plum: Anyone who marries my stupid brother is obviously lacking in the brains department... Mmm, a little more to the left, bb.
Ah well, they still make a cute couple.
Raisin: So, wanna play battleship in here?
Joe: Is that a sexual innuendo or is he serious? O_o
Tour time!
Plum: Gah! This reminds me of Grandma Linda's helicopter ride to work. DX
Turns out it wasn't a great bamboo trail. Why do my chance cards fail me? T_T
Raisin and Joe: *Oblivious to the bee attacks on their relatives*
And who is this sexy hunk of meat? Next male heir I have, I want you to marry him. <3
Amor: Is that my son and his husband woohooing? How nice. *Strolls by*
Privacy. This family does not know it (I mean, look at how they stalk Max). That's it, we're ending this vacation.
Plum is on yet another date with Irma. The woman gulps her chef salad like a fiend.
Plum: So, my stupid brother is already married and dammit if I'm going to let him one-up me, so I was wondering...
Plum: Will you marry me?
Well hey, she seems pleased. Also, it was in her date wants panel and damn if that doesn't bring the date meter up. XD
Irma: It's... It's... It's burning my retinas! :D
Plum: I'm so glad you like it! I stole Raisin's old engagement ring!
This is gonna get old real fast, I'm guessing.
Raisin: Come on, honey! You know you want to see what's in the coffin! I promise it's really cool!
Joe: OK! :D
Oh, Raisin, you dick. I love you.
Plum: BLEH, MOTHERFUCKAH!
Joe: D8
Raisin: ROFL
Raisin: But how dare that bitch scare my husband! D:<
Erm... priorities, man.
Oh wait, maybe he's just having mood swings from the upcoming BABY! WOOOOH GENERATION 5 IS ON THE WAY!
BTW, he got the media job right away and is currently an investigative journalist. Look at how spiffy he looks in his suit! :D
Dolores has been in the family for so long, she's taken up the habits of a true Skittles family member. XD
A second wedding! Plum is appropriately dressed as a lady of the night and dang, Irma are you loaded or something?
No party this time. I'm too lazy. Note Raisin's horrified face.
Raisin: WTF MY SISTER'S GETTING MARRIED!? THE HORROR! D8
It would be cute if I could better see what was going on.
Raisin: STOP THE WEDDING! D8
What? What is it!?
Raisin: *POPS*
Oh... Sweet. Carry on.
And Irma joins the Skittles ranks asbaby breeder loving spouse! Everyone rejoice.
Mrreow.
Irma Skittles (née something or other)
Aquarius 4/4/4/8/6
Family Sim
LTW: Have 6 grandchildren (again? Ugh...)
Turn-ons: Fitness, red hair (Where were you one generation ago?)
Turn-off: Formal wear
That's all for now, folks! Next chapter is the birth of the blue generation!
We begin with Raisin finally popping the question to Joe Kirby. The family pedo is joining the family!
Old Lady Jacquet: So, I heard your son is engaged to that Kirby fellow?
Amor: Yup.
OLJ: Isn't he the one who hit on your mother and you and your sisters when you were teenagers?
Amor: Eh, they'll make some pretty babies.
And Raisin continues the family tradition of tormenting Max Flexor.
Raisin: I may have painted nails, but I'm not afraid to get down and dirty, bitch!
Hiss...
Plum is taking a car out for a spin with Irma. Nothing fancy.
Plum: Soooo... wanna have sex?
Irma: Eh. Sure.
Well, there's one thing that Plum has done before Raisin. :P
Oh yeah, we have an heir portrait wall now. It's showing how dedicated I am to this legacy. This is probably the farthest I've ever gotten! :D
Anyway, we have a nighttime wedding so that our Vampiric guests may attend. Yes Joe, the Skittles are loaded. We know this already.
Awww... They're so sweet. Yes, I'm being sentimental. I can't help it!
And then this weird thing happened. Joe got inheritance money from Soleil. WTF you may have met the woman, but she's long gone! O.o
Raisin: WHO NEEDS CUTLERY? *shoves*
LOL.
Speaking of Soleil, she came up to join the party.
Soleil: This better be a roof raiser, boy! No great-grandson of mine is going to throw a lame-ass party!
The party is doing pretty damn well, I'd say. Scarlet certainly is getting everyone riled up for the game. I miss her. :']
Even Irma who came late and promptly pissed on the carpet can't lower my party score! >:D
Oh yeah. The bubble blower came out. This party was a hit. Go Merlot, go!
The next day, Raisin and Joe celebrate by having private time in the romantic hot tub.
Raisin and Joe: *start making out crazily*
Dolores: Men kissing? I've never seen that before. I'm going into the house.
This generation does not do the whole "lose your virginity in a bed" thing.
Makeover time! Va-va-voom.
Joe Skittles (né Kirby)
Pisces 4/2/6/5/8
Knowledge Sim
LTW: Become Mad Scientist
Turn-ons: Fitness, jewelry
Turn-off: Mechanical
So everyone wanted to go on vacation. As such, I sent them to the Far East. Joe went straight for the Zen garden. He's got 10 cleaning points, apparently from being a bartender. IIIIINTERESTING.
Joe: Oh, lucky shrine! Tell me why that tree behind me is transparent!
Shrine: The SimGod sucks at taking photos! Oh, you will also have success in your career.
Raisin is owning everyone at mah-jong. I actually forgot how to play this game. O.o
Local: Konnichiwa, madam.
Dolores: Konnichwhaaaa?
NINJA! Quick, someone learn how to teleport!
Ninja: Pfft. You can't have wisdom without courage. Silly gaijin.
Ninja: *POOFS*
Joe: Ack! I want to do that! D8
The next day...
Ninja: *POOFS BACK*
Dolores: Ack!
Dolores: WTF are you trying to kill me? D:
Wouldn't be the first time you died.
Joe: *runs over* I know the answer now! I can't have courage without wisdom, right? :D
Ninja: Fool! You want to plunge recklessly into danger without wit? Come back with the right answer!
Dammit!
Bad boating tour. :/ Sorry about that Autumn, bb.
Joe: *corners ninja* I have the answer now! I need both courage and wisdom in the face of danger, right? :D
Ninja: Bitch, please! You can't have both! You have to pick an answer!
AAAAARGH! *Rips out hair*
Your husband FAILS, Raisin! D:< Why did I marry him into the family?
Plum: Anyone who marries my stupid brother is obviously lacking in the brains department... Mmm, a little more to the left, bb.
Ah well, they still make a cute couple.
Raisin: So, wanna play battleship in here?
Joe: Is that a sexual innuendo or is he serious? O_o
Tour time!
Plum: Gah! This reminds me of Grandma Linda's helicopter ride to work. DX
Turns out it wasn't a great bamboo trail. Why do my chance cards fail me? T_T
Raisin and Joe: *Oblivious to the bee attacks on their relatives*
And who is this sexy hunk of meat? Next male heir I have, I want you to marry him. <3
Amor: Is that my son and his husband woohooing? How nice. *Strolls by*
Privacy. This family does not know it (I mean, look at how they stalk Max). That's it, we're ending this vacation.
Plum is on yet another date with Irma. The woman gulps her chef salad like a fiend.
Plum: So, my stupid brother is already married and dammit if I'm going to let him one-up me, so I was wondering...
Plum: Will you marry me?
Well hey, she seems pleased. Also, it was in her date wants panel and damn if that doesn't bring the date meter up. XD
Irma: It's... It's... It's burning my retinas! :D
Plum: I'm so glad you like it! I stole Raisin's old engagement ring!
This is gonna get old real fast, I'm guessing.
Raisin: Come on, honey! You know you want to see what's in the coffin! I promise it's really cool!
Joe: OK! :D
Oh, Raisin, you dick. I love you.
Plum: BLEH, MOTHERFUCKAH!
Joe: D8
Raisin: ROFL
Raisin: But how dare that bitch scare my husband! D:<
Erm... priorities, man.
Oh wait, maybe he's just having mood swings from the upcoming BABY! WOOOOH GENERATION 5 IS ON THE WAY!
BTW, he got the media job right away and is currently an investigative journalist. Look at how spiffy he looks in his suit! :D
Dolores has been in the family for so long, she's taken up the habits of a true Skittles family member. XD
A second wedding! Plum is appropriately dressed as a lady of the night and dang, Irma are you loaded or something?
No party this time. I'm too lazy. Note Raisin's horrified face.
Raisin: WTF MY SISTER'S GETTING MARRIED!? THE HORROR! D8
It would be cute if I could better see what was going on.
Raisin: STOP THE WEDDING! D8
What? What is it!?
Raisin: *POPS*
Oh... Sweet. Carry on.
And Irma joins the Skittles ranks as
Mrreow.
Irma Skittles (née something or other)
Aquarius 4/4/4/8/6
Family Sim
LTW: Have 6 grandchildren (again? Ugh...)
Turn-ons: Fitness, red hair (Where were you one generation ago?)
Turn-off: Formal wear
That's all for now, folks! Next chapter is the birth of the blue generation!
