silvereriena | The Skittles Legacy 3.1

The Skittles are back! But who is this mysterious green person grabbing onto the little red kiddies? It isn't the green generation yet! What's going on? D:

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When we left off, the Skittles were on their honeymoon/anniversary vacations, respectively. They're back, and now Autumn has taken to walking around the house in just her underwear, because she likes to show off the fact that she's getting some.

Yes, I mean everywhere around the house. Even in the garden. Think of the telescopes swiveling about, Autumn!

Others can't be as carefree. Ewww... *sprays Febreze*

Autumn: So Mom, thanks again for paying for that vacation! The fresh air really taught me how to be free and liberated!
Soleil: I can see that, dear. Please keep your liberation to yourself more.
Linda Jr.: *Can't think due to morning sickness* @_@

Autumn: How come we never had such a nice house growing up, huh? We lived in poverty and misery all our childhoods!

Then stop complaining, you're rich now. Geez.

Linda: I am at the top of my career! The education of this city is in good hands! :D

I'd care more if this were her LTW, but noooo, she wanted to BFF 20 puppies and kitties. Yeah, screw that, I've got better things to do.

Here we are at Luna's Fabrics, the happening clothing store in Moon Islands. And here's Mandarine, the eldest orange generation's child, catcalling a bunch of people woohooing in the changing rooms.

Mandarine: Yeah! Go, whoever you lucky bastards are! You're so kinky!

Best not tell her that's her sister in there.

Melissa Fancy: Whyyy does this always happen when Legacy Sims move in? This used to be a nice, quiet place with no embarrassments!

Chyeah, right. That's what you think. I've got some sources tell me what you townies get up to when you disappear off lots.

George the hormonal cashier sneaks a peek through a crack in the changing booth. Listen kid, Autumn's moved on and is getting it on with her wife. It's really creepy of you to peep on your ex who's now older than you... Unless that's your thing.

Linda Jr. : *Emerges* :D Teehee.
Mandarine: Waitaminute. That's my sister-in-law... Then who... O_____O Oh. Dear. God.
Melissa: Is nothing sacred anymore?

Autumn: Hey, baby! Call me anytime you want to Egyptian roleplay again!

TMI, WOMAN. TMMFI.

Linda Jr. :: *POP* Damn those PB&J sandwiches! I only had 12 this morning!

Linda: And so the sun that shines upon your glorious leaves ensures the ripeness of your progeny, bla bla bla...

Everyone loves the garden trees. They give us lovely lemons.

Autumn: *POP* WTF I THOUGHT LINDA WAS CARRYING THE BABIES. D8

Yeah, I'm in a hurry. ~~Also I want to torment the career-oriented Sim.~~

The carpool was there a few seconds before Autumn popped, so being the workaholic she is, she goes to work anyway. If you have a miscarriage, I will turn you into cowplant fodder, you hear me? D<

Linda Jr. : Back off, no one touches the belly.
Soleil: But... But that's my future grandchild. D:
Linda Jr. : I said no, goshdarnit! I refuse to be prodded!

Pregnancy makes Linda Jr. edgy.

See what lovely lemon juice we have now? I wish I could have my own fruit-bearing trees. Living in a college rez kind of makes that impossible right now.

Autumn: GET ME TO BED NAAAAAO.

You're in your bedroom. AASKGHAERSHKLSHGSLKFG.

Wolf: That looks tasty and colourful as a Rio Carnival!
Mr. Candyfloss: SAVE ME HUMANS. D8

Linda: Shoo! Shoo, you mean wolf!
Wolf: Dear God, senior citizen in undergarments! Run away!

Linda: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!

Woohoo! Let's get the redheads rollin'! :D

Autumn: Am I going to have to go through that!?? D:

Well, ya shouldn't be looking.

Linda: Phew. Autumn, hold this for a sec, will ya?

O_O Wha?

Twins! Natural girl twins! Maxis wants to help me get this generation out faster! WOOHOO!

The elder twin is Amor Skittles. She's like a tiny version of Linda.

And Ruby Skittles, who also looks like Linda.

Soleil has taken to being a grandmother like a squirrel in a tree. She's always cuddling them. <3

Outside however, it seems that someone sprayed the trees one time too many.

Autumn: What the— *FFSSSSSHHHH*

Autumn: Huh... You'd think this would happen in the green generation.

WTF WHAT IF THE FUMES MUTATE THE BABY!?? D8

Well, this is what Autumn now looks like. She doesn't seem to fazed by it and the rest of the family barely uttered an "eh".

Soleil: Honey, I'm not sure turning into a Plantsim while pregnant was a good idea...
Autumn: Dammit, mother! I'm fine! I just have pollen for hair now! D:<

Autumn: AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH.

Serves you right. :/ Now let's see if there's been any alterations.

It's another girl. This is Scarlet and she has Linda's hair and eyes, but a very random skintone that no one else has. Darn you, insecticide!

Autumn: Hey, baby. I'm green and I don't need to eat or sleep or pee. I can totally woohoo you with no interruptions.

But–but– there's three babies in the house! D8

Soleil is the only one who seems to be showing the girls any attention. What'll I do when she's gone? D:

AAAARGH!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING

Autumn: Check this out, honey! I can make pollen sprinkle from my head!
Linda Jr. : But I have allergies!

Autumn: Whoah, where did it come from?

This was not expected, but okay... And it's another girl.

Crimson Skittles is now part of the family, and being a plantsim toddler, she's the best little tyke EVAAAAR.

Trying for a human baby again, I see.

Birthday time!

Amor: I can see the entire world from up here! And it is magnificent!

It's always the striped onesies they grow up in, isn't it?

Well, maybe not all the time, but it happens a fair bit, don't you think?

Amor Skittles is a Gemini with a personality of 5/8/9/3/1. The sociopathic, neat-freak, serious meanies run rampant in this family.

Ruby Skittles is also a Gemini, with a slight difference of having 4 neat points instead of 5. She might leave two socks on the floor instead of one. Gasp!

Crimson: *noms on hair* Rawr! >:3
Linda Jr. : Why am I even doing this? She's not my kid!

You only have to bathe and play with her, I don't see why you can't tolerate a little hair-chewing.

Linda Jr. : Come on, honey! Can you say "bear"? Say "bear"!

Amor: *Sigh* Bear...
Linda Jr. : Very good!
Amor: This is an insult to my intellect.

Linda Jr. : How about "mommy"? Can you say "mommy"? :D

Amor: OK, now you're just pushing it. >:/

Visiting relatives is always a good thing.

Linda: And then the chicken just hopped off the kitchen counter and started to walk! How crazy is that?

Mandarine: Wow Mom, I come to visit after a few years and I see you've already gone senile. I'm kinda glad Autumn is the one who has to take care of you now.

Autumn: Sis! How you doing? :D
Mandarine: O______o WTF.

Autumn: Hey, want some pancakes? I made 'em with extra maple syrup!
Mandarine: Er, no... I have to go... walk my... shrubbery. Yeah. That's it. Bye!

I guess we know who's got the title of crazy relatives in the family now.

Meanwhile, the tots are being surprisingly un-chaotic.

Ruby: Rawr! More hair for me to gobble on!

Linda Jr. might consider tying her hair up or cutting it.

Crimson: AAARGH WHY IS THIS NOT GOING IN. D8<

You'd think that skilling 24 hours non-stop for 3 days would teach her a thing or two. -____-

It's Scarlet's birthday! Remember her? The youngest girl whose got unknown skintone? Yeah, I forgot about her too for a bit. XD

BAM. She looks quite a bit like Autumn features-wise. So does Ruby for that matter. Amor takes more after Linda Jr.

Scarlet Skittles is an Aries with a personality of 6/10/9/3/1. Just so you know.

Scarlet: I'm stuck to the ceiling. 8D

Well darn. How did that happen? :/

Amor: Yeah, I have no interest in other people's birthdays. I'm going to watch the news and shake my head at the media.

Linda Jr. : Come here, girls!
Ruby and Amor: *ignore and go on their way*

Ruby would much rather play with toilet water than with her mother. Something is not right here.

Ruby: Wheee! I'm a mermaid! :D

The tots' upbringing seems to be done only by these two. Soleil seems to be doing a great job. Linda Jr. on the other hand either is ignored or gets her hair eaten.

Maybe it has to do with the fact that Soleil gives the girls the most attention ever. She's always seen holding one of her granddaughters and cuddling them.

See what I mean? It's very heartwarming. <3

Linda: This is how you riverdance, my girl! Remember to always be light on your feet.
Scarlet: Gramma, we're not Irish. :/

It's Crimson's birthday. As Plantsims do, she's going straight to adulthood, then we're kickin' her bum out of the house! Yes, that may seem cruel, but we have 8 people in the house already and I want to see if I can get a boy this generation. You realize this legacy is overrun by females at this point, right?

Crimson: I can feel wisdom of maturity glowing from within me!

Nice! Lookit her, all grown up! *sniffles* Now, where should she move to?

Crimson is moving in with her aunt and uncle in the original legacy house.

Mandarine: Wow, so you're my asexually conceived niece, huh? Hey, can you sprout flowers from your ears?

Crimson: I get stuck with the loony relatives. Greaaaaaat...

That's the last we'll be seeing of her for a while. She'll be good company for Mandarine and Tiger, I think.

Amor: All by myseeeeeeeelllllf... Don't wanna be all by mahseeeeeelllffff anymooooooreeeee...

Now that Crimson has left a free spot, it's time to try for a boy! C'mon, Y chromosomes!

Linda Jr. : *cough cough HAAAACK*

That's not the symptom I was hoping for.

Linda Jr. : BLAAAAARGHGHGHH... *-500*

Now that's more like it.

Scarlet dove straight for the toilet right after Linda Jr. puked. Those precious few neat points are not showing through. Somebody clean up the toilet plzkthx!

The twins are growing up! And Ruby jumped so high her head blasted through the ceiling!

Amor: It hurts to look at you right now.

Wow, they really are twins. Grew up with the same hairstyle and clothing style and everything. Time to sprinkle some individuality into the mix!

Here's Amor, living up to her name and looking quite flirty. :3

And Ruby, who's just the cutest little thing ever.

Amor: Bang! You're dead now! Drop on the ground and rot, villain!

Ruby: Ha! Well I can't die because I have an invisible force field given to me by a handsome god who's going to marry me and we will rule over eggplants together!

Ah, imagination...

O_o How did Mr. Penguin get in the house?

Mr. Penguin: I demand attention!

*Looks at Soleil's thought bubble* O_e What the—?

Ah, pop pictures. They make me happy.

Amor: I predict that it shall be a girl who loves ponies and rainbows and will play pretty princesses with me!

O HAIL NAW. We're backin' on a boy here. This place is overrun with estrogen already.

Ruby: I predict that it will be a tough gal who loves GI Joe and will play in the mud and wrestle lawn gnomes!

BOY DAMMIT BOY.

Oh, Autumn. Don't you ever learn?

I have to say, Amor is a lot more affectionate than Ruby. I guess it's in her name, after all. But man, that must be harsh. Rejected by your own twin.

Ruby: Mom, I understand that Mother is now a plant-based life form, but the pollen sprinkles around the house are starting to agitate everybody.
Linda Jr. : I'm pregnant. Don't complain to ME. I can't even get a decent pickle tuna barbecue.

Scarlet gets gut-punched into the next stage of life.

Man, you guys have a thing for braids, don't you?

Well, here she is in her red glory, looking as enthusiastic as ever.

Also not too bright.

Scarlet: The horse goes down the hatch!... *CHOKES*

Emergency!

Remember Mr. Candyfloss? Yeah, he's still around. Best behaved bird ever, I tell you. He learned how to talk a while ago.

Skilling, skilling, skilling. That's all that happens in this house, because it's all going towards Autumn's LTW to graduate 3 children from college.

Scarlet seems wary of Linda Jr.'s belly. I guess she's not happy that she won't be the youngest anymore?

Scarlet: Hey guys, guys! The schoolbus is coming soon! Aren't you excited? Well, aren'tcha? 8D

Ruby: ... Dude, you need a hobby.

Yes, I only demand the best for my legacy Sims. And in this case, the best always comes from a balding, middle-aged man in a tweed suit.

After much lobster gobbling, room touring and ass kissing, the girls got into private school. Was there ever any doubt?

Oh, seniors. Never change. :D

I figured setting the spirit of entrepeneurship into the girls at a young age would be a good thing. And what better way to do that than to sell lemonade?

Amor: That'll be ten bucks.
Ruby: Are you trying to rip off your own sister? :/
Amor: That's the way life goes, now pay up or go back inside the house.

Actually, what's happening inside the house is pretty interesting.

Linda Jr. : THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!!!

Amor sees everything from the bathroom window.

Amor: MY LEMONADE INDUCES LABOUR!!! 8O

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S ANOTHER GIIIIIIRL.
Screw this, we have no more room in the house. I'm just gonna give up. 8/ This is Merlot and she's also the spitting image of Linda Jr. Where the hell are Autumn's genes?

Stay tuned next time as I juggle a house full of females.