The Skittles Legacy 2.2 (Part 2)
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silvererienaPart 2
Autumn goes back to the legacy house where things are as yellow as ever.
Autumn: Mother, now that we have a decent amount of money, I had the contractors build us a new house by the water. We do live on an island, after all.
Linda: Wait, what? You were only gone two minutes!
New house, and damn proud of it too. I normally suck at building houses! *puffs up chest*
Soleil: There are fingerprints everywhere in the vicinity! Trespassers!
That's your wife's fingerprints, genius.
Autumn after her makeover. She got a job as a wooden llama souvenir whittler!
Linda Jr. (can't mix her up with the other Linda) moves in and grows up in something that my mother used to wear back in the early 90s.
See? I knew she could be adorable! *pinches cheeks*
Linda Skittles (née Cobb)
Aquarius
4 Neat
4 Outgoing
4 Energetic
7 Playful
6 Nice (Why, personality clones? D:)
Family Sim (AGAIN!?)
LTW: Have 6 grandchildren
Turn-ons: stink, creativity
Turn-off: underwear
Oh yes, they grew up with sexy formal wear! (I'm too lazy to organize every outfit for my Sims.)
The guests are all happy! Even George who used to date Autumn is.
George: Hot girls makin' out! :D
He's still happy.
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Autumn: Take it! *Shoves*
Linda Jr.: Gaaaaghghg *chokes*
Ladies and gentlemen, asphyxiating your new spouse with cake shows how much you love them.
I think you're confused on who this speech is about, Autumn.
Redhead chick from Secret Society: Woooh! Alright!
Brunet guy from Secret Society: Bitch, that ain't how you smustle!
You'd think they would get along.
The wedding party was a success, but now it's honeymoon time! To the mountains!
Mmm, campfire talks.
Linda Sr.: I just don't understand why you would want to get a job in the paranormal career track.
Linda Jr.: Being a tarot card reader speaks to me! I can see into the future! I can wear scarves on my head and no one will question me! I can carry a crystal ball! What's not to like?
Staring at tree rings? For a paranormal career person, she sure has no clue what to do with it.
DEAR GOD, WATCH HOW YOU SWING THAT THING!
Oh wow, not bad. Erm, carry on.
Linda Jr. learned the slap dance! I know this vacation seems to be all about her. I sent Autumn on tour and the old ladies just want to chill.
And I mean literally chill.
Linda Sr.: This log is no match for my perfect sense of balance!
Linda Sr.: AAAARGH! *SPLASH*
Soleil: Lolz, this is why I married her.
I was never a big fan of saunas. I keep burning my feet somewhere when I'm in there.
Masseuse: And then I told him, "Honey please! That thing in your pants is no bigger than my thumb!" And then...
Linda Sr.: *Totally unconscious and not listening to a word*
Linda Jr. kept autonomously wanting to throw water balloons at people. Thankfully, they were all too busy to pay attention to her.
This is not how you make friends with the locals, Linda! No wonder people hate tourists.
I love you, Soleil. You are awesome. Unlike your weird daughter-in-law.
Linda Sr.: Hey, you there in the top hat! Wanna join the slap dance? :D
Charlatan: I'd feel bad robbing her. She's making it too easy.
Vacations are also a good place to unwind and rekindle the flames.
Autumn finally came back from her tour (what took her so long? Did she get lost on the hike trail?) and now they can consummate the marriage.
That's it for now. It was a short vacation because I realized how few funds they had later on.
Autumn goes back to the legacy house where things are as yellow as ever.
Autumn: Mother, now that we have a decent amount of money, I had the contractors build us a new house by the water. We do live on an island, after all.
Linda: Wait, what? You were only gone two minutes!
New house, and damn proud of it too. I normally suck at building houses! *puffs up chest*
Soleil: There are fingerprints everywhere in the vicinity! Trespassers!
That's your wife's fingerprints, genius.
Autumn after her makeover. She got a job as a wooden llama souvenir whittler!
Linda Jr. (can't mix her up with the other Linda) moves in and grows up in something that my mother used to wear back in the early 90s.
See? I knew she could be adorable! *pinches cheeks*
Linda Skittles (née Cobb)
Aquarius
4 Neat
4 Outgoing
4 Energetic
7 Playful
6 Nice (Why, personality clones? D:)
Family Sim (AGAIN!?)
LTW: Have 6 grandchildren
Turn-ons: stink, creativity
Turn-off: underwear
Oh yes, they grew up with sexy formal wear! (I'm too lazy to organize every outfit for my Sims.)
The guests are all happy! Even George who used to date Autumn is.
George: Hot girls makin' out! :D
He's still happy.
<
Autumn: Take it! *Shoves*
Linda Jr.: Gaaaaghghg *chokes*
Ladies and gentlemen, asphyxiating your new spouse with cake shows how much you love them.
I think you're confused on who this speech is about, Autumn.
Redhead chick from Secret Society: Woooh! Alright!
Brunet guy from Secret Society: Bitch, that ain't how you smustle!
You'd think they would get along.
The wedding party was a success, but now it's honeymoon time! To the mountains!
Mmm, campfire talks.
Linda Sr.: I just don't understand why you would want to get a job in the paranormal career track.
Linda Jr.: Being a tarot card reader speaks to me! I can see into the future! I can wear scarves on my head and no one will question me! I can carry a crystal ball! What's not to like?
Staring at tree rings? For a paranormal career person, she sure has no clue what to do with it.
DEAR GOD, WATCH HOW YOU SWING THAT THING!
Oh wow, not bad. Erm, carry on.
Linda Jr. learned the slap dance! I know this vacation seems to be all about her. I sent Autumn on tour and the old ladies just want to chill.
And I mean literally chill.
Linda Sr.: This log is no match for my perfect sense of balance!
Linda Sr.: AAAARGH! *SPLASH*
Soleil: Lolz, this is why I married her.
I was never a big fan of saunas. I keep burning my feet somewhere when I'm in there.
Masseuse: And then I told him, "Honey please! That thing in your pants is no bigger than my thumb!" And then...
Linda Sr.: *Totally unconscious and not listening to a word*
Linda Jr. kept autonomously wanting to throw water balloons at people. Thankfully, they were all too busy to pay attention to her.
This is not how you make friends with the locals, Linda! No wonder people hate tourists.
I love you, Soleil. You are awesome. Unlike your weird daughter-in-law.
Linda Sr.: Hey, you there in the top hat! Wanna join the slap dance? :D
Charlatan: I'd feel bad robbing her. She's making it too easy.
Vacations are also a good place to unwind and rekindle the flames.
Autumn finally came back from her tour (what took her so long? Did she get lost on the hike trail?) and now they can consummate the marriage.
That's it for now. It was a short vacation because I realized how few funds they had later on.
