The Abordale Asylum - Days 6-7

[silvereriena]

You know it's an asylum when your world goes goes topsy-turvy. This interesting glitch is brought to you by downtown Abordale!






Guess what this update is chock-full of? Sweet-talking suckers lovely singles into dating Trish for a day! I try to at least get the date up to a 'Good' level so that she gets a boost and can move on to the next sucker hopeful candidate.




Turns out one of the guys she dated earlier, Manuel, had a crush on her. Seeing her with another guy did not jive well with him.

Trish: *Unfazed by slaps* I'm popular! :D
Date guy: I approve of this abuse!



Trish don't give a shit, she's got another hottie to score a date with!




And another one! This woman insisted on karaoke, and by God, they sound like banshees with head colds together.




Trish: Boy, going on all those dates with all those different people sure was fun! :D
Crumplebottom: Just wait until I get my cast iron chastity belts patented! Then there will be none of this serial dating hoo-ha nonsense.




Back home, the only thing keeping the inmates from losing it completely seems to be music. That piano seriously entertains them for 24 hours straight.




Titus: Congratulations on not making it to the bathroom in time!

*Headdesks* I feel so bad right now.


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Katniss: Join in the dancing, rich boy!
Titus: BOOHOOHOOHOOO I WANT TO GET OUT OF HEEEEERE

And then Harry (currently hidden behind Titus) proceeded to play the piano until all of his needs were in the red. ALL OF THEM.




And then this happened. GODDAMMIT I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THE FIRES.




You're lucky Trish is back from work and was able to call the fire department. :T How do you start a fire with mac and cheese? HOW?




Harry: Accio anchov—ZzZzZzzZzzz...

I can see his nose and lips pierce the glass table! See? He IS a wizard!



Katniss is the only one periodically in aspirational failure. I don't think she's going to improve anytime soon.



Since Trish has 2 days off from work, it's time to go on another dating spree. Near a coffee source too, in case we need it!



Look Ivy, if you want a date, you're gonna have to wait your turn. Stop creeping on other peoples' rendez-vous.




This guy seems a little unhinged. The perils of blind dating!



Trish even goes upstairs and corners the people who are done eating at the restaurant and chatting them up until they agree to a date. I don't know 'bout you, but I think she's probably built up a reputation around Abordale by now. Everyone comparing how their dates with her went, how they were all disappointed by how quickly most of them ended...




We even manage to snag a diva! Aaaaalriiiiight.



You know what, screw this. Matchmaker may cost money but it takes way less time.










Trish: Yeah, I really don't like any of these people. Can I try again?

NO. YOU WILL HAVE YOUR FIRST DATES AND YOU WILL LIKE THEM.

I think we're up to 30 dates so far, so we're more than halfway there! Sorry if this update was not very eventful, but most of it was really just spent with Trish trying to date as many people as she can. Believe me, I wish she could just date people on her own.