The Abordale Asylum - Days 4-5

[silvereriena]

I had my graduation ceremony not too long ago and lots of dinners with the family which was nice. And now I'm back! Time to check up on the asylum.






Nothing new this fine morning. People are socializing, Meg is lamenting how she must live surrounded by the filth of others. Klaus has no time to bathe, okay!? He is in the Redhands finals!




Lucky for him, all of his opponents forfeit as they are too loony to compete.




Meg: I'M. SO. HAPPY. WHEEEEEEEE!

I am rocking this asylum challenge.




Katniss: Bock bock Bu-CAACK!
Harry: *Swallows own teeth*




Jenna, why does this even surprise you anymore?




Harry then tried to flirt with Titus, but he was having NONE OF IT. This is really not helping Mr. Potter's aspiration levels.




Titus would rather tickle Connor who's spending the day in his underwear.

Connor: Teehee! Oh, stop! <3




Harry: I NEED SUSTENANCE!

YOU'RE A BLOODY WIZARD, FIGURE IT OUT




When Trish isn't at work, she's calling up the matchmaker for more dates. In this case, she actually asked the matchmaker out on a date since they're pretty much BFFs at this point. It was a nice date, and gave her the boost in energy she needed to go out with other people.




Like with this guy, whose name I don't remember. Have I mentioned how much I hate this LTW? ADAM SANDLER, I BET IT'S YOUR FAULT




Harry: Miss Marple, please throw me a packet of crisps! D:
Trish: Calm yo tits, I'm putting more food in the fridge! >:/




Jenna: Hey, these bills won't pay themselves. Take them.

Gawd, you people. D:<




Jenna: Ooh, a lett— AUGH IT'S WORSE THAN KLAUS' PITS DX

Trish had a lousy date a while back, can't remember with whom.




But anyways, date numero tres of the day! Shake shake, chat chat, bye-bye! NEXT.




Aaaand another one. This LTW. HAAAAAATE.




All piano recitals in the house are now accompanied by a lovely dance number! Klaus here is performing his interpretation of a dam about to burst.




Oh come on, Jenna! You're the only one who hasn't wet themselves yet, HOLD IT IN!




Jenna: D:

Well, at least Katniss is there to censor your shame.




It isn't 24-hour fail around the house. Look! Competent cooking and autonomous cleaning!




Klaus has made spaghetti and meatballs. HIS LIFE'S PURPOSE HAS BEEN COMPLETED. *+1500*




Katniss: I can survive longer than any of you! I'e been doing it for years!




And yet she falls for the "Look Behind You" trick. Suburban life has changed you, Katniss.




Everyone in the house has so many creativity points now that the piano is pleasant to listen to. Look, it doesn't even wake Klaus!




Trish: SQUEEEE I'm so popular! :D




This of course means more dates. Instead of spending more money on the matchmaker, I'm trying to get Trish to chat people up and then ask them out only to end the date 10 seconds later. It's cheaper that way.




Trish: I am honoured to be on a date with you, sir. I don't do this very often, you see.

PFFFFFFT.






This makes 17 dates in total. I had to buy Trish some coffee to keep her awake enough.




Back home, Meg cleans up Klaus' piss!




Connor intimidates Trish into playing chess with him!




Klaus: Boohoohoo!
Katniss: I emit my stink waves at you! D:<




You guys are making salmon now? I mean yeah, it's burnt but dang! Does this mean... no more fires?

We shall see if that's true next time.