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[silvereriena]

Things... er, progress? Trish gets more first dates squeezed in while our YA protagonists mess up the house even more.





We come back to find that Harry has inhaled a shitton of flour from his sackbaby.

Harry: ALBUS SEVERUS! YOU'VE COME TO VISIT ME 8D




Harry: NO! X( My son cannot live under these conditions. I must break him free somehow!
Katniss: ......




See the grime covering the walls? The green traces of mold and slime slithering between the tiles? Those are the signs of 7 people bathing away a year's worth of stench consecutively. :D




OK, there goes my one controllable Sim. Now we just have to pray no one sets fire to anything while she's gone! *Chews on keyboard*




Klaus: Professor Von Ball! Tell me I'm the best! Tell me my research is groundbreaking!

Hey, it's better than burning down the kitchen.




Klaus: I must hone my artistic abilities! Then Professor Von Ball will praise me!

Seriously, this piano is a lifesaver. It keeps them occupied for HOURS.




Aw shit. Thanks, thunderstorm. You're a pal. Hopefully everyone stays inside and lets it fizzle—




—out. DAMMIT KLAUS.

Klaus: NOOOOO NOT THE FOLIAGE *-2000*




The hell did you run out for? It extinguished itself!

Klaus: Weeheeheeeeee




Y'know what, he can stay there.




Connor: GODAMMIT WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE BATHROOM?

Them's the rules, bro! Really, there's nothing stopping you from peeing outside against a tree or something. You're a dude.




Connor: EEK I wet myself

THIS MAN LED A REBELLION AT 16, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.




Jenna is the only one who's got her shit together and amuses herself by splashing in puddles. Why can't you all be like her? >:( Especially you, Klaus. I see you still passed out by that tree.




Harry: AUGH It's like a Blast-Ended Skrewt farted on you!
Katniss: Shut up! You're the one who smells like Capitol sewage!

EVERYBODY'S HAPPY. :D




Katniss: Is this where sponsors mail their gifts?

Nope. All we got are bills. You're welcome!




Despite all the misery, everyone seems to be getting along just fine. Titus and Klaus even manage to reach BFF status after only 2 days, possibly fueled by their mutual hatred of Meg.




Though I really don't know why, she has the decency to clean up after you slobs.




Titus: BOOHOOHOO! Jenna, hide me from the cruelties of this place!




Way to be an ass, Harry. He's right there.




Trish got a promotion! Which means we can now bribe the matchmaker with at least $100! :D Doesn't matter if it sucks, a first date's a first date!




And here's date #2, who Trish is just thrilled about, as you can see. Hey, he cost us $143, look lively!




Date #3 was dropped here all the way from Takemizu and Trish immediately ended the date after they said hello. LOL good luck booking a flight back home, lady.




And nobody cared about their caretaker's road to fulfilling her LTW. They have chef's salad, dammit.




Harry: No one must know my son is living here with me! But he keeps leaving flour everywhere for some reason! I must hide his tracks!




Katniss: SPONSORS!?

Aw, Katniss. :(




Harry: Do you believe in magic? I took Divination when I was in school! So I could read the future!




Klaus is clearly thinking of a way to break out of this place.




Oh come on, the toilet is RIGHT. BEHIND. YOU.




Meg: Out! Out! I have to bathe!
Jenna: Bitch, we've got sandwiches to make!

None of the counters in the kitchen were occupied. I have no idea how this happened.




Another promotion = MORE DATES! Say hello to... uh... shit, I don't remember her name. Date number 6!




Of course, then another thunderstorm happened and another lightning bolt hit the tree and the whole date went to complete crap.




And just to make matters worse AHSLKGHSLG MEG THE STOVE IS ON FIRE STEP AWAY

Meg: Lalalala :D *Oblivious to flames*




Titus: IT'S ALL KLAUS' FAULT

You're blaming your BFF? Way to go.




Everyone: WHAT DO WE DO

*Facepalm* And to think you've all escaped death multiple times.




Triss: *Sprays haphazardly*

I figured it'd take less time than to wait for the firefighter at that point.




Survivors MY ASS.




Katniss: BLOODEEBLOODEBLOOO
Trish: Oh God I can't handle this anymooooore

Too bad. You've only gotten 8 dates so far. 42 more to goooo! Yes, she had 2 more dates after but I didn't document them because everyone was far more interesting.




Post-fire panic of course means long-ass line for the bathroom. I just realized I should have used the shower they put in the uni dorms so no one gives a crap about having other people around.

Connor: Don't look at me! I wet myself again
Meg: Now you know my pain. >(




I've never seen this interaction before. The fridge isn't even empty, but Klaus just opened it and stuffed his face with... well, I'm guessing crumbs or something because he was just eating thin air to me.




Klaus: I thought I had escaped my series of unfortunate eveeeeeents!

And this is where I stopped playing because everyone was damn near ready to start a mutiny (and really now, half of these people have been part of rebellions already).