The Skittles Legacy 4.4
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So here we are again. I swear, this is the last chapter for the purple generation, but man did they have a lot going on. Last time, the purple kids went off to college and Plum and Raisin were chosen for double heirship.
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The male half of our heirship Raisin has suddenly decided that he loves karaoke and spends his time at the campus music call getting his groove on.

Raisin: Ooooh, you touch my tralala!
Ooooh, my ding-ding dong!

Cheerleader: You're terrible! Stop hurting my ears! *slap slap slap*
It's a good thing Raisin's gay because he's got terrible luck with the ladies. XD

Meanwhile, Plum hasn't given up on her plan to become a Vampire so she can outlive Raisin.
Plum: Damn, Contessa! You look different since I last saw you! You look even more... vampiric.

Contessa: What are you talking about? O_o
Yes, I got new default vamp skins. :D The non-sparkling kind, thank you.

Contessa: But thank you for the compliment! :D *fangs very visible*

Why no, Plum is not above whoring herself out to get what she wants. She's a Pleasure Sim, she'll do it for shits and giggles. She was a double-dater as a teen, after all.

I wonder sometimes whether the Grand Vampires realize that most Sims who hit on them really just want to get bitten. XD

Raisin is stirring up his own romance.
Raisin: Hi Joe! How's it going?
Plum: Are you talking to Kirby the family pedo? Let me tell him embarrassing stories from your childhood! :D

Dude, I know you're a Pleasure Sim, but please have some standards. The cow mascot, really?

I mean, she started hitting on Eggplant right after, but he at least would have none of it.
Eggplant: Don't like furries, sorry.

Poor cow mascot. Look at the sadness in its beady eyes, which reflect... a field that does not exist. O.o

Eggplant is also the automatic puddle cleaner after any prank pulled.
Dormie: Mmm, gimme some o' that aubergine! <3
Eggplant: *determinedly stares down*

Plum: O hai, Contessa! Did I mention I loved our makeout session last time? What are you doing? :D
Contessa: I am about to give you the Dark Gift, my love...

Contessa: Look into my eeeyesss...
Plum: Oooh, purple! My favorite colooaaaethlshsjlgjfg... @.@

Contessa: *BITES*
Plum: *joygasms*

Plum: IT BUURRRNSSSSSS.

Plum: BLEH! >:D
Finally! Another non-Sim species in the legacy.

Plum: *stalks* Am I doing it right?
Hell, I don't know.

So I sold her bed and got her a coffin. That thing amuses me to no end. :D *thunderclap*

Raisin: You mean my sister won't be around at all during daylight? Sweet!

And nighttime is reserved for ladyhunting. So...
Plum: You look decently attractive. I think you could totally do my term paper while I find myself a woman.
Dormie: Aw, shucks!

To Lulu's Lounge it is, with everyone's favorite bartender giving out drinks of course.
Joe Kirby: *stares at Plum* You look different.

Plum: Why yes, I have become one of the undead, so that my stupid brother may grow crusty old and die and I may live on.

Joe: Live forever you say? *creepy grin*
Um... no. You are not perving on my teens until generation 10, thank you.

Raisin: Look, I know I grew up and that I'm not jailbait anymore, but I really want you to give us a shot, baby! We could be so hot together!

Joe: But I don't want to grow old with you. That's kind of a turn-off.
Raisin: >:[
Hey, you're the one who has two bolts for him.

Plum has taken to the couch after there were no attractive women to be found and just stared at Raisin's awkward come-on attempts.
Plum: This is the most pathetic courting ritual I have ever seen, and I was watching my great-aunt Mandarine earlier trying to woo a mop.

But after much flirtatiousness and suggestions of unmentionable bedroom activities, it seems that Joe cannot resists the Skittles charm, even if they are legally an adult.

Joe: This might not be so bad after all. :D *crushes*
Have we broken him from his habit of spying on teenagers? Let us hope so!

Plum: I'm bored of watching you, wuss! We're going somewhere else so I can get some action! D<

I suddenly remembered the hot hairdresser lady from the Supa Stylin' Salon in Moon Islands and immediately sent them there. With Plum's easy nature with the chicks, I'm sure she'll be ours in no time.

Her name is Irma something or other. I totally forgot her last name, but it doesn't matter because she's going to be a Skittles soon!

*Gasp* What's this? :O Plum's charms aren't working?

Irma: I'm sorry... I still have this thing for your crazy great-aunt!
Plum: Are you serious >:/

Plum: Oh well, I always have my backup for bootie.
Shame on you, using the Contessa like that. 'Cept she's not complaining.

Plum: Woohoo! My girlfriend is a hot undead lady and you must now all see my goods! 8D
Ah, college is awesome.

Prune is still around. She spends her time dancing with the Dormies, so she's happy

Meanwhile, Joe agreed to go on a date with Raisin. They went to the 50s Diner downtown, because it's the kind of place Joe has never worked at. But for some reason, they decided to eat at different counters. Stupid hostess.

Raisin: After lunch partay! :D
Joe: *Ka-powed*
That's gonna leave a mark.

Raisin: *grope grope*
Joe: I like!

We're making progress, people! And wow, that's Raisin's first kiss? XD I'm so used to Plum running around with chicks I forget the others aren't as date-happy.

Joe: This could be the beginning of something beautiful...
Awww... I'm loving him even more right now... :D

Raisin: Enough talk, let's get dirrrteh!

Eggplant: My brother is dating the family pedo? O____o
This is news to you? He's been crushing on him since you guys were teens.

Prune: So, what was my grandmother like when she was a teenager?
Joe: Hot!
Pffft. Well yeah. Autumn was one sexy thing until her death.

Eggplant: You realize we're the unremarkable children in the family?
Prune: Eh, less drama for us. Now keep eating.

YESSSS. YEESSS!!! I don't know what Raisin did, but Joe Kirby is ours now! MWAHAHAHAAAAAA.

Plum: I can't believe that sonofabitch is ahead of me in the dating game. I need to do something quick!
Irma: Did you say something? :D

The date's going pretty well. Except for the Secret Society chick who will not stop staring at them. Seriously, Sims don't know what personal space is.

Plum: Get out of here, creeper! Bleh! BLEH!

Secret Soc. member: I'm sorry please don't hurt me. D:

Unsavory Charlatan: Ah, I see you have made a new friend!
Plum: Actually, I was just scaring her off—
Charlatan: Perhaps I can assist you in making more friends!

Charlatan: You are a Vampire, yes? Imagine what you could do with the infinite time you now have! You could see the world! Do great things!
Plum: Hmmm... You got a point there. Lots of stuff I haven't done yet...

Charlatan: The world is your oyster! You are the rare pearl shining in that oyster! It's time to let a fisherman grab you and sell you as a ring!
Plum: Eh?

Charlatan: Heed my words carefully, my dear! I foresee great things in your future!
Plum: No kidding.

Plum: Erm... where's my wallet?
Walking away in a top hat and a villainous mustache.

Plum: Q#$(&(Q#%W(PN ATIR YOU GODDAMN THIEF. D:< *RAGE ATTACK*

Well, damn.
Charlatan: You don't think I swindle people without knowing how to defend myself, do you? >:]
Plum: Crazy Vampiric strength my ass. DX

Plum: *pretends that all is cool* So, er... where were we?
Irma: Watching you lose a fight was so hot! *falls in love*
Irma has weird turn-ons.

Oh yeah. I agree, Plum. That fucker's gonna get it someday.

Plum: Since we finally became BFFs, I've decided to give you the Dark Gift, my dear Knowledge Sim brother. Not Raisin, of course because I hate him. And if you ever see an Unsavory Charlatan around, drain his blood for me, would ya?
Eggplant: Huurrhuhuhhrr?

Plum: *Bites*
Eggplant: Oh damn, I'm not that into incest!

Hey, he was almost in the red, this was a good aspiration boost for him.

Eggplant: Bleh!
Man, he's even hotter than before! *fans self*




It's the end of college! Blaaaaah.

Prune and Eggplant move into their childhood home. I built a new one to accommodate for our two heirs.
Eggplant: Something smells like barbecue. O.o
That's you, genius!

Prune is back in purple, and back to rapping by herself.

And Eggplant. GET IN YOUR COFFIN, MAN.

Here's the new house, complete with garage and outdoor pool and stuffs. Mmmm, sexy.

The family car is purple, of course. :] It belongs to Raisin, and Amor loves taking it for a spin.

Mandarine: Oh hello, grand-niece! Gustave and I were just shopping for new clothes for him! He's growing up so fast!
Amor: Damn, you need help.

Amor: Alright, let me give you a hug. You need human contact.
Mandarine: No, that's fine. :D Go away.
She's a lost cause, methinks.

So, we got new clothes for Raisin. Yes, he even has purple nail polish. It suits him well.

And Plum who stalks everywhere she goes.
Onward to Part 2!