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In the last update, the purple kidlets were born: 2 boys and 2 girls, thus finally gender equalizing the generation.

We return to the Skittles house to find that Raisin has discovered the wonders of the Jack-in-the-box. That thing never gets old for Sims.

Prune: Coochy-coo!
Raisin: Damn new kid stealing my limelight. :/

Prune: School is the Venus fly trap that stifles my creativity.
Shut up, you're still going. And where the heck is your uniform?

I love this face. It's the "ARE YOU FOR SRS?" face and Amor does it so well.

Plum: Mommy, what are you doing?
Amor: Thinking about the piles of money I'm making, go away plz.

Ah, the smell of an unburnt muffin. It brings tears to my eyes too.

Pedodriver: Purple is my favorite color, you know! *grins*
Prune: I'm getting Mom to drive me to school. :|

Throwing a toddler when you're on the second floor outside on a balcony is not what I would call responsible, Autumn.

Despite her "stifled creativity", Prune is acing school. I don't want to hear anymore complaining, Missy.

Plum: I'm about to do the mambo!

Not really, she just grew up. And man, she looks a lot like this Townie kid I've seen in one of the Maxis neighborhoods.

Plum post-purpleification. She's looking very cute and very much like Autumn, methinks.

Plum has taken to playing SSX3 like nobody's business.
Linda: Woooh! Yeah! Look at me go! I'm winning!
Plum: Damn. Round two, Grandma!

Prune: To the left! Slide to the left! Avoid those trees!

Prune: GASP! You almost hit that rock! Be careful! D:

Prune: AAARGHHH. BLOCK HER WAY! BLOCK IT!!!

Autumn: What's all this rickety-racket going on? It's making my eye twitch!

Plum: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP I CAN'T CONCENTRATE. D:<

Time for Eggplant to transition! Linda just loves twirling those babies.

He's... *drumroll* a fucking Gemini. I am starting to hate that zodiac sign in my game.

Oh yeah. Definitely a Prune clone. That's too bad too, but hey, I'm just glad to have more boys in the house.

MOAR BIRTHDAYS!
Raisin: *Suckerpunched into childhood*

Why hello there, Draco Malfoy (seriously, he even has grey eyes). If this were a Potter legacy, I'd totally keep you the way you are.

There we go. Doesn't he look adorable? *pinches cheeks* So yeah, my purple hair for males doesn't show until young adulthood, unfortunately. I'll do a better job of looking for hair colors next generation.

With more kids in the house, Amor was practically dying to have them go to private school, so I threw out my secret weapon... Prune and her insane ramblings!
Prune: ... And that's why I believe having genie lamps for students to grant wishes during recess would be academically viable.
Headmaster: I am intrigued. Tell me more!

Having been accepted into private school, Plum celebrates by having a case of lice.
Plum: My scalp has become a hotbed of wriggling bugs. X[

Amor: Hi honey!
Eggplant: *Creepy headtilt*
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Autumn: You get some yummy radioactivity for being so darn cute!
Eggplant: I love the smell of chemicals in the morning.

Eggplant: This right here is my throne. No one can use it but me.
Well no shit, that's the changing table. No one wants to come near it.

Plum: You're under arrest! PEW PEW!

Raisin: I don't do violence! God! D:<

Plum: Fine! See if I care, you pussy!
Raisin: You're offending my delicate sensibilities!

Plum: By the way, forgot to say hi! :D *minus*
Raisin: Oh right! Hello! :D *minus*
Sims. *rolls eyes*

Prune: Ceiling horse is watching you smustle! Teehee!
This is why the other kids won't play with her.

Raisin gets along with Eggplant; it's rather heartwarming to see brothers so close.

Plum... not so much.
Plum: The ship is mine, bitch!
Eggplant: You're the first on my list when I'm grown. >(

Autumn, SSX3 can hardly be that exciting. GO TO WORK DAMMIT.

Eggplant has found the wonders of the crazy spinning toy whose name escapes me right now.
Eggplant: The world is a blur of colors!

Eggplant: OoOoOoOoohhhh... This is not good...

And there goes lunch.

Plum: Hi Mom! I knocked over Prune and locked Raisin in the bathroom so I could be the one to hug you!
Amor: Um...

All the friends the kids bring home make a beeline straight for the birdcage. I guess that happens since Townies don't have pets.
Danielle Mann: So I hear you're good at speaking!
Mr. Candyfloss: Today Moon Islands, tomorrow the world!

Plum: Yeah, so I don't like music.
Me and Prune: WHAT

Prune: *quickly changes subject* So how about those aliens, eh?

Good god! Slow down before you swallow your hand! D:

Raisin sets a perfect example and eats like a little gentleman.

Soleil: DID YA MISS ME?
Linda: GO AWAY. T_T
The ghosts are still around.

Autumn decided that a shower was not necessary after having soiled herself from seeing her dead mother. Who needs hygiene when you're making an omelette?

Prune: I think we should all live in harmony, hand in hand.

Plum: LOLWUT.
Plum does not understand the concept of peace.

Linda: Sooo... I know I'm already permaplat, but would there be any chance I could have more grandchildren?

Dolores: HAIL NO.
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The girls brought their cousin Lavender home. I was wondering when they'd get in touch with that side of the family. :] Unfortunately as boring as ever.

Plum: Mom! Moooommm! I got an A+! Look Mom!
Dolores: *Ignores in favor of Eggplant*

Dolores: WHOOT! Way to go, Plum!
Plum: *Left hours ago*

Prune's turning into a teen. And Eggplant's having his birthday in the background, but it's whoever sparkles first gets to be taken in photo!

That color is one generation too early, Prune. Time to change!

Looking good, Prune. I tried something different with the teen stats so I can make myself actually fiddle more with Photoshop, which I haven't really done this summer.

Eggplant's turn!

That color is one generation too late. Sheesh, you guys. 8/

He looks like a little skater boi. <3

Raisin: Oh Carebear, your fur is simply fabulous! How do you keep it so soft?
He's going to make a guy very happy someday. B]

Oh yeah, that must be very difficult. That's your homework from before you turned into a teen. You're still figuring out how to write the alphabet?

Plum: I was potty trained, you know?
Eggplant: !!! :O

Raisin and Prune are not impressed by such things and would rather skill together. It's kinda cute actually.


I love this interaction. <3

Autumn: Do you remember when we woohooed in public?
Everyone else: OK, that's it we're going. 8|

Lady pedodriver: Hello, little boy! *grins*
Raisin: Please don't touch me. T_T

He's currently doing Plum's homework because the girl up and left it in favor of playing more SSX3. What a good brother he is

Prune: Mom! Look at the speed at which I can bend my knees!
Dolores: I worry about you sometimes, dear.

I like having a teen in the house to do the shitty chores like repairing the shower. Mwahahahaaa, work my minion, wooork!

There's nothing special in this photo, I just took it for the cuteness.

Prune: I'm pretty, yes?
Yes, you are. Stop trying to make me pick you for heir by taking pretty headshots. -_-

Water splashing fun is always awesome! I think that's the only time I've seen Plum and Raisin get along.

Amor: My kids are totally cooler than Scarlet's!
The sad thing is that it's true.

All that ever goes on in this house is playing. Gaaaaais, we need some skilling afoot! Think of college! D:
*Sim God is ignored*

Eggplant managed to get 4 (!!!) creativity points while he was a toddler, so he's the only kid who can play relatively decently.

Prune: So Mom, I know you're not straight, but men can't be all that bad, can they?

Amor: Girl, why are you talking blasphemy? D:

Aww, don't take it so hard, Prune. You can have your boyfling, just like Autumn did in her teen years. Hell, if you're not heir, you can marry a dude.

Amor: You'd better graduate college with honors, missy! I won't have you giving your other mother a heart attack if her want isn't fulfilled!
Prune: Meep! D:

I'm seriously starting to regret getting them a console. That's all they ever DO.

Prune: In your face, little bro!
Raisin: *facepalm*
Plum: Teehee, Raisin got pwned. :D

Eggplant: *stares like a creeper*
Um. Why don't you give it a few more years, dude? Also, those are your moms. Srsly.

Autumn: Why yes, I do think my daughter is smokin'.
WTF is going on with this family! DX

I love the faces they make when it snows. And apparently it snowed a lot that night, because I got this message:

Well damn, and I was looking forward to not having Sims in the house after the weekend. 8|

Autumn: Have I told you how sexy you are lately?
Amor: Mom, you're creeping me out. 8|

Dolores is still around. I just make her skill all day so we can get our lovely cowplant. XD

I would find it adorable that you two are working together if you weren't in your swimsuits in the snow. :/

Typical mean sims.
Raisin: Maybe now it'll scare Max Flexor away from our house!
I see the infamous tales of Max will be passed down through the generations of this legacy.

What kind of children's story involves a toilet? O_o Sims.

Plum: Plotting and scheming is what I do best! Hehehehehe.
Do I wanna know? I think not.

Why do Sims make that face when they're lounging? Shouldn't they be looking chill?

Ah. I see where he gets it from.

Linda: All the bathrooms in the house are occupied ASGLKSJFLKSG. D:
Mr. Candyfloss: Not in front of my cage, please. :|

There's been very little Eggplant this update. He doesn't seem to mind though, he just sits there playing with his toys.

Squeee! <3

I just thought that it would be hilarious if one of Autumn's granddaughters ended up dating George. He's got a thing for the Skittles women.

Plum: Hey Raisin, I got a present for you.

Raisin: *IS ELECTROCUTED*
LOL She did that autonomously too.

This family seriously needs to find new distractions. Ah hell, just let the kids spend time with their grandparents, 'cuz they have no time left.

Case in point. AUTUUUUMMMN. T____T
Grimm: Your orange ass is mine.

ASGKLHASELTJSLG STOP PLAYING KICKY-BAG. AUTUMN IS DYING. DX

Amor: *ogles Hula Zombie*
Seriously, is nobody paying attention?

Et tu, Linda!? D:

Fine! Take her, Grimm! This family doesn't deserve her and her awesomeness. >:[

Raisin properly grieves. I feel your pain, bb.



Everyone else promptly follows suit.

Grimm: Your turn.
Linda: Seriously?

Dolores: Why is there a hot island girl in my house? Do not approve! D:<
Because this is the right time, Dolores. -_-

Autumn Skittles
76 Days old
Family Sim
LTW: Graduate 3 kids from college (Achieved)
Children: Amor, Ruby, Scarlet, Merlot and Crimson
Grandchildren: Prune, Plum, Raisin, Eggplant, Lilac and Lavender
Linda Skittles (née Cobb)
76 Days old
Family Sim
LTW: Have 6 grandchildren (Achieved)
Children: Amor, Ruby, Scarlet and Merlot
Grandchildren: Prune, Plum, Raisin, Eggplant, Lilac and Lavender
Goodbye orange ladies. :'(

I see Linda's trying to tell me who she wanted as heir.

Plum promptly passes out on the living room couch with comforting thoughts of inheritance.

This is in almost everyone's panels. Guys, if you want me to resurrect them, I will turn them into zombies for the lulz despite your fears. :P

Plum: Stupid SSX3! It's a stupid game anyway! D:<
Gasp! Plum is mad at the game? Who could have beaten her so badly she doesn't want to play anymore?

Eggplant 1, Plum 0.

Aw, Raisin. I miss her too. <3
Tune in next time for purple adolescent hijinks!