silvereriena | The Skittles Legacy 4.1 (Reply)

Why no, I don't have anything better to do this summer, why do you ask? XD I'll actually be busy starting July, so I'm making the most of my early part of the summer and Simming like crazy.

We're moving on to Gen. 4, the purple generation! This is also slightly image heavy as I went picture crazy and took a lot of photos.

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When we last left off, Amor was chosen heir, she met Dolores and they got married (thus breaking my rut of heir spouses named Linda) and now is the time to start working on making kidlets.

Dolores is in the Science career track and is only a test subject, but she gets to hitch a ride in Amor's sweet carpool.

And she gets to go home in Linda's helicopter, so you really wouldn't be able to tell. Lucky biznatch.

The ghosts of Soleil and Linda Sr. make their first appearance! They don't seem particularly happy to be dead.

Linda Sr. : That's for selling my bed!
Amor: I SEE DEAD PEOPLE! D8

Amor: And I wet myself. D:
Dolores: *Sniff sniff* Smells kinda musky in here...

Ewww...

Now here's where I freaked out. Dolores was pregnant but she didn't get any morning sickness so you couldn't tell from earlier pictures. Max Flexor came by again to reprimand her for spying on him while she was trying to light up her baked alaska. 4 cooking points does crap all to just light a match without burning herself and she set herself on fire.

The fireman failed me this time! SHE'S A PILE OF ASH! D8

Max: K, well don't spy on me again, a'ight? Byez. *Leaves*

Grimm: That's why y'all need to learn to use a lighter, people.

AEROA@$%@*$TUN$%R SHE WAS CARRYING FUTURE SPAWN.

BEG, WOMAN. BEEEEEEEEEG. Our other option would be to use the Resurrect-O-Nomitron but I'm cheap and don't want to pay.

Amor: YES! In your FACE, Death! I win at life! Now give me my wife back!
Grimm: There goes my pay raise. >:/

Dolores: I liiiiiive! :D

Yeah, now the question is, is the baby still alive too? :/

Autumn: Resurrection is sexy!

Everyone in the house has one bolt for Dolores. This does not bode well.

Linda: I think it would have been nice to have another ghost in the house.

Silence, woman! D:< You know not what you speak of!

*POP* Oh, thank God! We don't have to start over! *sighs in relief*

Amor rolled the want for a toymaking bench, and I figured it'd give future generations some cool stuff to play with. Start making those pet bricks!

Max was just walking past the lot. He makes that angry face every time he passes by the Skittles house. XD

These two are still adorable together, by-the-by. Something about elder Sim love just gets me all gooey inside. :>

So, this bed is kind of odd and makes the Sims sleeping on it look possessed. I think it's slowly eating them like that old horror movie about a bed that eats people.

*POP The Second* My bad about the walls down shot.

Amor: Oh, Sir Bricks-a-Lot, you are like a child to me! You're quiet, you don't need to be fed or changed and you're always smiling! You should be heir!

Yeaaaaah... Step away from the bubble blower, Amor.

Playing Punch You Punch Me with an elder is a sign of great respect in the Sim world!

Mr. Candyfloss: I sense this will end badly.

Linda: OW! Are you trying to kill your mother before she gets to hold her first grandchild!?
Amor: Wuss.

Autumn: Congratulations on getting into the medical field so early!

Yep, Amor is well on her way to achieving her LTW.

Finally.

Dolores: A baby is trying to burst from my ladyparts!

Linda: Oh dear, have you sprung a leak?

Yes Linda, that's exactly it. -_-

Dolores: GET IT OUUUUTTTTTT.

YESSS! SOLEIL'S BLONDE HAIR HAS RE-EMERGED! It's a girl named Prune. She's got Dolores' eyes and her aunt Scarlet's skintone. I'm thinking that whole "death and rebirth" thing might have done it. Genetic variety FTW!

Amor: WOOOOOH! BABIES!!!
Dolores: You're carrying the next one. 8|

Prune is immediately scooped up by Linda. She is absolutely ecstatic, since she wants to have six of the little bast... er, little angels.

Amor: OoooOooh... I thought Dolores was kidding.

Dolores never kids about these things. Also, she needs to get some promotions rolling, so it's your turn, mwahahaha!

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, Mandarine's wants are still being ignored by me. :>

Mandarine: GusGus! My niece just had a baby! But that's okay because I have you! And you even help me bake bread with your innards!

... Maybe I should have her adopt.

You do not mess with a pregnant woman, Max. She will stalk you with her telescope whether you like it or not.

After yelling at him a few times, she ran to the bathroom to lose her breakfast. That's always a good way to win an argument.

Lucy the Maid: LOL Sucks for you! :D

You realize you have to clean that up?

*POP* I'm praying for some boys this generation. Please, Maxis! I'm begging you! T_T

Let's take a break to see what's happening in the spare house. Linda got knocked up by Scarlet and is about to give birth in the living room while the guests Malcolm Landgraab IV and Gilbert Jacquet get into another rivalry fight. My playable Sim Glace Marnier looks away disinterestedly.

Gilbert and Linda: BAAAAAAAW THE PAIN.
Malcom: My money gives me super strength!

Twin girls! This is Lavender.

And Lilac. They both have Linda's skin and hair and their grandmother Linda's hair. So yes, that's 3 grandchildren down.

Back at the legacy house!

Autumn: Babies? I forgot what you do with these things! D:

She's getting old, folks. Don't blame her.

I love it when Sims autonomously do this. It's just too cute. *is a sucker for cuteness*

*POP* That's right, we have more babies on the way. Give me males!

It's Prune's birthday! Let's see how the little tyke turned out.

D'awwww... Time for a purple makeover! To the mirror with you!

BTW, the curse of the Gemini strikes again. There's no point adding her stats because they're practically the same as Amor's. :[

Prune is also the first toddler this legacy not to do the evil grin when she's being taught how to walk. She knows it's not the secret to world domination! :D Either that, or she's just clueless.

I... am not too sure what's going on here.

Dolores: Carebear says nothing is impossible!
Linda: That bear is giving me naughty ideas... o_o

Prune: *noms on fire truck*

Squeeeeee she's so cute! >_< I just want to squeeze her!

Autumn: Ow, my back! I'm too old for this shit! X[
Prune: Lolol, Grandma's breaking her bones. :D

Prune: *noms on bear*

Why no, I'm not picspamming her, what are you talking about?

~~OK, I totally am.~~

Mr. Candyfloss attracts Townies to the house without anyone having to greet them. I can't remember the name o this chick, but she was playing with him for 4 hours straight.

Mr. Candyfloss: I know the secret to world peace.
Townie: :o

Mr. Candyfloss: If you elect me into office, I will establish my new policies and achieve that goal.
Townie: Can I be your campaign manager?

Dolores: Do you want to give Mommy a kiss?
Prune: Get some tic tacs first, then we'll talk.

Who's letting the pregnant Sim spray the trees? Does no one remember what happened last time?

Amor's on maternity leave, so working on toymaking is ideal. And look who just got a silver talent badge! Ka-ching!

And just in time too.

Amor: WHY AM I NOT AT THE HOSPITAL LIKE SENSIBLE SIMS? I'M A DOCTOR FOR GOD'S SAKE! DX

Shut it, Linda! You're the one who wants all the grandchildren!

NOOOoooOOoOOoOOoOOooooo... It's another girl, Plum. On the plus side, she has Autumn's skintone, so she gets major brownie points in the heir race. She also has Dolores' eyes and hair.

Prune: I sense a splitting in my parental attentions.

It's called a sibling, m'dear!

And it's about to split even more. Push woman, puuuuush!

BOO-YAH! We finally have a boy! This lil' thang here is Raisin Skittles. He's got Soleil's hair (WOOH!), Dolores' skin and Autumn's eyes. This generation has the most genetic variety I've ever seen. I'M SO HAPPY. T_T

Linda: This house is filled with grandbabies. All is well in the world.

And the streak of win continues as Amor becomes Chief of Staff and permaplat. Can't remember what her new LTW is, but I don't really care anymore, because I'm a terrible SimGod. :P

We need one more baby to fulfill Linda's LTW. Hop to it!

Both: Yes, ma'am! :D

JUST LOOK AT THE CUTENESS. BASK IN IT. Because it's the last time you'll see Prune like this.

That's right, it's her birthday.

Prune: All those candles are for me? Why no, you shouldn't have! :D

Here she is, looking all sorts of not-purple. To the makeover station, AKA wardrobe and mirror!

Lookin' fine, Prune. Lookin' fine. She reminds me a lot of Scarlet as a kid there.

But if you take a look at her profile here, it looks a lot like Dolores. OK, enough with the genetic analysis, I'll stop bothering you with it.

We're not done with the birthdays yet.

Linda: Fly, be free, little one! Find your path!

Linda: Or just come back in my arms, either way.

Plum is also a Gemini! DX The only difference being she has 1 nice point whereas Prune has 3.

Plum got purple-ified. I think you can see her one nice point showing in her scary expression.

Plum: Grandma's delicious hair will be mine! 8D

Just so you know, I'm also playing the spare house so that the twins can grow up as well. We arrive just in time to see Scarlet reject Glace for a hug. Granted, I wouldn't want a stranger to hug me in my underwear either.

The twins are tots now too! Here's Lilac. She got Linda's nose, and is practically a tiny brunette version of her.

And Lavender, who looks more like Scarlet.

Merlot has been relegated to potty training duty. She's thrilled by this, as you can see. XD

Ahem, since everyone is going to work, I had to hire a babysitter. Let's see what happened while the adults were gone, shall we?

BA#W(&C#%GH I got Kendall Lawson. She is the worst nanny evaaaar in my games! DX

Kendall: Now where are the singles ads?

Lavender is quick to find the toilet.

And Lilac splashes in the toilet water afterwards. Kendall just ignores her and goes off to take a crap. WHY DO I PAY YOU!? D<

She then proceeds to put Lavender in her crib even though she's not tired. See that face, Kendall? See that sad face? YOU made that happen. This is all on your head.

FINALLY, someone comes home... Oh. And they also fail.

Linda: My life is a liiiiie. :'(

Linda the Elder came over to visit her granddaughters. Her face shows how psyched she is about this.

Linda: WOOHOO! I win again!
Linda the Elder: *Wants to eat her head* D:<

Ruby comes home and is also fired. It's not my fault those chance cards are rigged!

Linda: Loser.

WTF You lost your job too!!! Did I mention she's a bitch and I don't like her at all?

Autumn also comes by for a visit.

Autumn: Squeee! She's so precious!

O___o ORLY? *Backs away slowly*

The twins grew up shortly afterwards. Yeah, they're pretty boring, what can I say.

MOAR Sister bonding in the legacy house!

Prune: Coochy-coo!
Plum: Attention! I thrive on it! :D

Linda rolled the want to retire, and I figured, eh. We have three other adults raking in cash. Plus, we get a free babysitter now.

*POP* Last baby of this generation and it better not be twins! *shakes fist*

Plum: What is this strange contraption my mother built?

*JACK POPS OUT*
Plum: EEEEEH, its silly painted face and ridiculous taste in clothes amuses me! :D

Plum: And what is this other strange contraption?

Plum is a very active child. I'm glad I built those toys.

Guess who's a Knowledge Sim who rolled the want for private school?

Amor: Hello, headmaster. You're old and crusty, you must remember that my grandmother Soleil was the Education Minister of Sim City, that my mother, myself and my sisters all went to your prestigious school. Therefore, I will kindly ask you to just let my daughter in before I use more extreme measures, which you don't want to know about.

Prune: So, I believe my chances of getting into your school are about as likely as the chances the Titanic had of sinking. And since it did sink and took 1517 people with it, not to mention the scandal of lax maritime laws, I'd say I have a very good chance.
Autumn: :O

Headmaster: Little girl, what are you smoking?

Amor and Autumn: ... D:

Prune: Hey Grandma, since you're not straight, why don't you make out with other Grandma in front of the Headmaster? I saw on TV that guys like to watch girls kissing.
Autumn: D8

Needless to say, Prune got into private school. B]

Bitch please, like you wouldn't tap that. And then she'd reject you so harrrrd your manbits would shrivel.

Remember Raisin, the only boy in the house? He's about to grow up!

ANOTHER GEMINI. Same personality as everyone else, and had 1 nice point. How do you break this curse? T_T

I gave him a lovely purple tux. He's the first kid who resembles Amor. <3

Raisin: Oh, Sir Bricks-a-Lot, you have a secret to tell me?

Raisin: Wait! Don't speak! I think someone's listening in on us! O___O

Dammit. I wanted to know his secret! D:

Prune: If I fly this kite high enough, maybe the sugarplum fairies will see it and come to me in my sleep!

Yeah, so, Prune's a bit of a Luna Lovegood.

Amor's career reward is pretty gross. I mean, what the hell is that supposed to be?

Raisin: Can I play too?
Plum: Man, you're gay. :/

He's supposed to be, dearie. :D

Prune: So my theory is, Grandma, that the moon landings weren't fake, but they didn't happen on the moon. They happened on this tiny planet just left of Jupiter where the aliens are fuzzy and can recite Virgil's poetry in Klingon!