The Skittles Legacy 2.2
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Part 2 of the social butterflies of the Orange Generation. Well, 2 of the kids are social butterflies. Mandarine kinda fails at being cool, as shown above.
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And Mandarine's fail just keeps on coming.
Mandarine: Guys guys! I got fired! Look at me! :D

Five minutes later...
Mandarine: SOOoOOOooOOoBS. Why did I get fiiiiiired?
Well hey, that means you can get out of that llama costume now.

The others don't really care much about their sister's mental breakdown. They're too busy acing school and getting their faces stuck in doors. These two are just awesometastic.

Soleil: Goodbye, dear! I'm off to provide money to this family since you clearly can't be trusted to do so.
Mandarine: Dayum, paper boy! Come over here! I got plenty of free time now!
Paper boy: I would much rather hit your mom, yo.

Tiger: I must find a way to get more airtime!
Tiger knows that this album will be chock-full of pics of Autumn later on.

Linda: This is what I think of you, Max Flexor! You're nothing more than a bag of trash!
The telescope spying wars are not over by a long shot.

GASP! Can it be? A friend brought home by Mandarine!? And a pretty one, too! Fortune has smiled on the eldest Skittles child!

Mandarine: So I tried to join the school debate team, but since I barely interacted with the lunch lady growing up, I don't think it went too well.
Good luck getting her to warm up, Marissa.

Well whaddaya know... Three hours later and Mandarine's gotten her first kiss before her more popular siblings (how did that happen!?).

Oh yay! Someone's Captain Hero! That's one less Sim's aspiration to worry about. *Has totally ignored Linda's want to BFF 20 pets*

Autumn: Mom, can I please go out and one-up Mandarine by flirting shamelessly with every teen downtown?

Linda: Eh, sure.
Autumn: YESSSS! In yo face, sister!

Autumn can get people to like her by talking about the freaking weather. That takes skill, mah friend! If only she was a Popularity Sim...
Cashier: Tell me more about... snowflakes and how they're all... unique! *dreamy sigh*

Autumn: Ew! I didn't say I was flirting with pedos! Go away! D:<
Komei: ...? I was going to ask about the weather...
Yeah, not buying it, Komei.

At least she doesn't take this flirting thing too seriously.

Also, roller skating awesomeness FTW! No flashing like Soleil, no falling, cool spins... Is there nothing this girl can't do?

Autumn: Ooooh, now that bird is colorful enough to be our legacy pet!
What? But you barely have money to buy a cage!

Autumn: Come on, Mr. Candyfloss! I'm taking you home!
Wait, is the bird following her!?

Unbelievable. -_________-

Linda: When did we get a parrot?
That's what I'd like to know! D:

Soleil: Squeee! A bird!
I guess he's staying. :/

It's awesome to watch Soleil, aka Rainbow Woman fly to work. It fuels my infuriation at not being able to even jump that high. :(

Tiger: When I said I wanted more airtime, I didn't mean to have pics of me doing stuff like this!
Well, be more interesting! You've gotten dull since you grew into a teen.

George McArthy is totally not creeping outside the house stalking Autumn. Dangit, that's the last time I let anyone flirt with him.

I'm not sure how you can be so cutesy together when you're not alone in the room.
Mandarine: *stares like a creeper*

Well, apparently they don't care.

Yeah, I feel bad leaving Tiger out of a lot of things. But the boy is just boring, dammit!

Tiger: Y'know, Mom... For a superhero, you have no inkling of the term 'secret identity', do you?
Soleil: What do you mean?
Tiger: CHANGE WHEN YOU GET HOME, WOMAN.

Mr. Candyfloss has integrated fully into the Skittles household.
Mr. Candyfloss: I own this place, bitchez. *stands proudly*

Ah, sibling love.
Tiger: Not the hair! D8

Tiger found his sisters' stash of romance novels.
Tiger: He lovingly stroked her glistening, goddess-like WHAT?

It's nice to see the kids taking up after their parents.

It's Soleil's birthday! My found is about to get old. :( It's always hard to watch your own first Sim get on in years.

BAM! Vampiress gown FTW! Except it's not yellow.

There we go. Still gorgeous in my opinion. :)

Since Autumn spends all her time with her friends and Tiger, I sent her on a night out on the town with Mandarine so they could bond.
Joe Kirby (who was at every bar Soleil ever went to and is her friend): *creepy pedo smile* It's my friend's underage daughters! And they look good. Very goooood... :F

Joe: Oh, the sweet sight of nubile young bodies! *Swoons*
Mandarine: Can we move to the dance floor, please? D:
I don't remember him being creepy before...

I got a feelin'!
Wooohoooo
That tonight's gonna be a Sim night!
That tonight's gonna be a Sim night!
That tonight's gonna be a Sim Sim niiiiight!
Woohooooo

Joe: Oh yes, watch those girls sway! Oh yeah...
Customers: Can we have our drinks now, please? :/

You go, Autumn! Give Joe more to perv about, you flasher!

Well, she didn't get thrown off at least, and she could laugh about it afterwards.

Or she could have been laughing at Mandarine, it's hard to say.

Amy Neale: Oh, Soleil! Now you're an elder lesbian like me! We have so much in common now, you tall piece of sex on legs!
Soleil: What?
Amy: ... Nothing, my good platonic friend who is nothing more.

Autumn and George are going steady. Eh, the girl can have her teen fling, why not? It's not like he's going to grow up anytime soon.

It's winter! And do you know what that means?

It means it's Linda's birthday! Watch as she enters elderhood with absolutely no platinum whatsoever!

O___o Oh dear God, that's more of her cleavage than I wanted to see.

Much better. And she has to stick to the yellow too.

And since the teens kept turning on the radio to smustle, it was an indication that they were ready for college.

Bye kids! See you on the other side of puberty!

And the moment they leave, this happens. Way to go, Soleil. Your kids had more cooking points than you. :/

Not much of a difference once they go to college. I had a hard time trying to freaking find orange clothes for everyone! Mandarine here is majoring in physics, being the ginormous science geek that she is.

Autumn, already chatting up the professors, is a philosophy major. I've also decided that she is heir. Was there ever any doubt?

And Tiger, who seems to have totally lost interest in acting, is still a drama major. Don't take that cutesy pose with me, mister. You've already fallen out of my favors.

Mandarine is cornered by the very social dormies.
Mandarine: People are talking to me! What do I do? D:

Streaker: WOOOOOH! HAY BAYBAY, WANNA SHOW ME YOUR CUSTOM PIXELS?
Autumn: *unfazed by nudity* Move plz, I have class to go to.

Autumn is the only one bringing any money home by pretty much busking at the Académie Le Tour music hall. How you busk indoors, I dunno but that's what it looks like.

The charlatan was totally lurking nearby, but thank goodness my heir has brains and walked straight out before he could see her. This is only generation 2, it's not like they have loads of money to lose yet.

Autumn: Alright, spill! I keep seeing so many of you walking around campus with those llama coats. Who are you?
Secret Society member: I have no idea what you're talking about. I got this at Sim Topic! Honest! Look, it's black!

Prof. Tamara Bates: Hello, gorgeous orange girl!
Mandarine: I hate college. D:

Autumn: Heeeey, check out that sexy bartender! ;D
Uh-huh, 'cept you're marrying a chick. And don't complain, I know you're bi.

Tiger spends his time being surprised at all the new info he studies. Because that's all he does. STUDY. At least Mandarine gets stalked by people she wants nothing to do with. Tiger hasn't even rolled the want to flirt with anyone.

Dormie: And so I swung my bat like so and hit a home run! Our team won nationals that season and we all celebrated by going to an Irish pub and drinking whiskey until we thought we knew how to riverdance!

Mandarine: *Still uncomfortable with people talking to her* The girl was a recluse growing up, man. Living in dorms is a big change.

O_o I'm not sure how that happened.
Dormie: I think I'm in love!
Autumn: *totally ignoring him* Hey, there goes my other male friend I feel totally platonic for!

Secret Soc. Guy: You are coming with me, you nosy woman!
Autumn: Dude, get out of my room! Go stalk my sister, you seem like her type!

SSG: Shut up and get into the cuffs!
Autumn: I'm not so sure I want to talk to the llama coat-wearing people anymore. :[

I'd be sad too if I were sitting in a man-eating car seat.

Everyone: Congratulations on getting into the Secret Society! :D
Autumn: Can I find some pants now?

Not the most efficient welcome party, I'll admit. But hey, these are some weird people.

Members: K, well we're all going to have a drink. See ya!
Autumn: ... :/

She at least befriends one of the members she hasn't met yet. Her name is Linda Cobb and I think she's adorable if you ignore the hair. Also, the fact that one of Autumn's mothers is already named Linda, but who cares! I want those brunette genes!

Secret Society members recognize each other by imitating chickens...

... Followed by the traditional slapping of each other's cheeks until one of them faints.

The other two are at least passing the time together. It makes me feel less bad about ignoring them so much. :]

Mandarine: I get the feeling Autumn is getting all of the fun college experiences.

Tiger: It's been like that since we were kids, now shut up and play.

Linda: And so my parents pushed me to continue pursuing a 4.0 GPA but that didn't stop me from joining the Secret Society and then getting into the drama club and -
Autumn: Geez, this girl is overworked.

Autumn: A nice massage makes everything better.
Linda: And then I... oooooooh...

Needless to say, Autumn is a pro at wooing.

Mandarine tutors dormies for cash. Hey, I need to give her something to do without having her freak out at human interaction.

Aspiration points for all!
... But I still can't get over that hair. I never liked it.

Tiger: So... You're orange, I'm orange... I was thinking...
Dormie: If you ask me if I want to make orange juice with you, I will punch you.
O_o Ewww...

Autumn: Linda, I just realized I was in love with you when I pulled out this ring box! Will you marry me?

Linda: The brilliance is making me see spots!

Yeah, uni is tedious. Bleeeeh...

Come on...

Oh dear God, what have you done to my sweet Tiger? Anyway, there's a second part to this chapter since it was too long to put in one album.
The Skittles go on a honeymoon vacation! Click to Go to Part 2