The Skittles Legacy 5.1

[silvereriena]

The Skittles are back, and the blue generation makes its appearance, meaning we're at the halfway mark! How did I ever get this far? :0

Pics: 73



Joe: Is my honey gaining some weight around the middle?

Oh, you have no idea, Joe (he was at work during the wedding, he didn't get to see Raisin pop before he went to bed). XD



Plum: That piece of crud I call my brother is ahead in the baby-making process! We need to step to it, Irma!
Irma: Yes, ma'am! :D



Since Raisin's on paternity (maternity?) leave, he's finding other ways to occupy the time. Spying on neighbors in the rain, for instance.



DID YOU JUST SHOVE A PREGNANT MAN!? BITCH GTFO. O:<



Irma: Oh, you're the pedo who married into the family? >:/
Joe: I'm never going to get away from that reputation, am I? :<



Eeeeeh! Almost there! :D



Soleil is always freaking out the people downstairs.
Plum: EEK! :D



Man, all that haunting is making Plum sick! O.o



*POP* Whoops, never mind! It's just more babies on the way.



Aaawwww... This interaction always makes me melt.



I got Irma a job in the Slacker career, because as a former hairstylist, this seems to be the best career path for her. But why are you taking Raisin's carpool? O_o



Joe: Yeah, so I knew your wife when she was still underage, and she was pretty hot!

I think this is why Irma doesn't like you very much.



The Gamer career hasn't shown up yet. Plum doesn't seem to mind and is honing her skills in the meantime.



It's always labor in the bathroom, isn't it? Alright, let's get on with it.



Raisin: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU BASTAAAAARD. DX
Joe: I didn't know this was possible! D:

Really, dude? You live with a Vampire, you have ghosts haunting you on a nightly basis and this is a gay legacy.



Man, the girls are just taking over this household. Meet Oceane. She looks just like Joe, the little cutie.
Aaaaand we are halfway through the legacy! Let me pat myself on the back for going the farthest I've ever gotten with a legacy. *pat pat*



Plum: Oh my God, why are you reproducing? D:



Joe: Now I can fully press you against me again, baby!
Raisin: Ooooh! <3

You wouldn't guess that these two are Knowledge Sims.



STILL no Gamer career. You're lucky you're immortal Plum, so I'm not too worried about you.



Man, this baby's getting a buttload of attention.



See? Amor and Dolores were always rolling the action to go "hold youngster". If Ocean doesn't get smothered by cuddles before she grows up, I'd be surprised.



*POP*

Plum: This is not the "curves in all the right places" trademark body the Contessa promised me!



Since Plum is unemployed, I found a new way to get her to make money. Last creation badge in the family is the robot-making one! Hop to it! I want a Family Servo before the end of this legacy!



Plum: EXCUSE MEEEE.

Ack! It's daylight! What are you doing? D:



Plum: IT HUUUURRRTTTTSSS!!!!



It's another girl, Smurfette. She's all Irma. FAIL, Skittles genes!



Um... aren't you a Family Sim? Your daughter was just born.

Irma: Oooh, this year's Simmy Award nominees!

*facepalm*



I can't believe it! Joe is actually a very good dad! And all this time, I thought he was just a bartender checking out the local jailbait well, that's what he was.



And that's when I saw this loading screen... Why are the men holding the babies? Plum, I could understand not being great mom material, but Irma IS A FAMILY SIM. Family Sims in my game are always going, "BABIES BABIES GIMME BABIIIEESS!!!!11one" but not this chick.



Actually, Plum's not half bad at parenting. Also, she can take care of the kidlets at night, which is a godsend.



Joe: Oh yeaah, I just had hot sex with my irresistible husband! You're so faaaiiinnne bebeh.

Yeah, so we can't have any more kids because there's too many people in the house. This is what I get for marrying people in! Guess it's only 2 kids this generation.



Yay first birthday!



She looks like a little Egyptian tot! :F



Oceane Skittles
Sagittarius 8/2/9/10/1 (YESSS THE CURSE OF THE GEMINI IS BROKENNN)

So she's a very neat, active, playful, mean little thing who's socially introverted. That should work well.



No, it actually does. Oceane's a genius, she learned to walk and talk in 24 hours without smart milk. O__o My toddlers usually take forever just to learn halfway.



Finally, the Gamer career shows up! Geesh, took you long enough.



She even skills fast! WTF where did these prodigy genes come from? D8 Because they're certainly not from Joe, and definitely not from Raisin. I think it's Autumn's genes of win that just skipped 3 generations.



Dolores: Come on, sweetie! Can you say "Grandma"?
Oceane: You're not worthy to make eye contact with me.



Guess who's Media Magnate? Ooooh yeaaaah. His next LTW is to be Chief of Staff, which Amor already is, so I don't see the point. Now let's get that career reward!



...
So, um...
*cough*
... Can it do tricks?



Like father like daughter. Look who's already potty trained!

Oceane: Out! Out! I must defecate in private!



More birthdays!



D'aaaaw! ... She's totally Irma.



Smurfette Skittles
Sagittarius 4/4/9/7/1 (there better not be a Sag curse now)



One day at work and Plum is already a game designer. Hey, she just skilled all night and we have a host of family friends thanks to her flirting with every female in sight.



Unlike her cousin, Smurfette is more interested in playing on all of Grandma Amor's expertly made toys than skilling.



But it turns out she also skills like RoadRunner. Where are these smart genes coming from? D8



Irma: Can you say 'Mommy'?
Smurfette: Why do you adults insist on this pointless chatter? >.<



Oceane: This isn't the tunia caviar with pesto pâté I ordered! This is spam!

Ehehehe? Not that this family can't afford it, they're just cheap bastards.



Irma: Whee! Look at the robot go!
Oceane: Auntie Irma, I have far more important things to do than watch a robot's eyes glow uselessly. -_-



Yet when no one's looking, Oceane plays with the jack-in-the-box with glee. :]



Dude, that's a present from Plum's teenage girlfriend. It's not like it means anything anymore. :/



Wow, Joe's already permaplat after reaching the top of the Science career! He did come with maxed cleaning skills. :D



Dolores and Joe can now be Mad Scientists together!

Dolores: Well, son-in-law! Ready to conduct more top secret experiments in the military basement?
Joe: You know it, sexy mama!



Autuuuumn! I miss youuu! T___T You need to haunt more often.



Smurfette: If I punch this bunny in the nose, maybe it'll stop making those scary sounds!

As long as she gets her charisma points, I don't care what she does.



The sparklies are telling me it's somebody's birthday! :D



Oceane: I can bathe myself now! Huzzah! Autonomy is mine!



Here's Oceane post blue-ification and I love her to bits. I grow more fond of my Sims each generation. <3



This is still the generation that gets the most affection. Funny seeing they both only have one nice point.



STOP BEING SO CUTE, DAMMIT ALL. I CAN'T TAKE IT. DX



Oceane: Aunt Plum's career reward is so much cooler than Daddy's!

I have to agree with her on that one. Lemme at that pinball game!



It seems Oceane has gotten in touch with her inner child and is playing more!
Not really, it's the weekend, so she hasn't had her first day of school yet she totally was skilling earlier in the day.



I miss swinging. I would love to swing with Amor. :3
Oh Gawd, when did this legacy start to turn mushy? What happened to the dysfunction from last generation? DX



Oceane: Daddy, I think I've discovered the secret to reducing greenhouse gas emissions!
Raisin: You've been talking to Mr. Candyfloss, haven't you?



Amor and Remington are BFFs now. It's pretty handy to be friends with your employees.



Dolores: Konnichiwa, Granddaughter.
Oceane: Er... Grandma, did you hurt your back?

Yeah, so she wasn't born when you learned that, Dolores. XD And you still can't do it right.



Amor: Honey, eating burnt muffins can't possibly be good for you.
Oceane: I believe that the carbonated bits help to build me character! Just like in boot camp! I saw it in a movie!



Oceane: Woooh! Oh yeah! Who's winning! Whooo's winning!??



Dude, you're playing The Sims: Busting Out. What's wrong whitchoo?



Smurfette: Finally! Maybe now I can get more screentime!



Whoa, same hairstyle as Oceane. These two are without a doubt related.



Here's Smurfette in this lovely outfit I wish I owned. Her hair is actually blue, it's just really dark blue.



Burnt muffins and TV dinner for lunch. Mmmh...

Also, I didn't want 2 Mad Scientists in the house, because that meant they'd be at home all day every day since they only work at night. So, I sent Joe off into the medical field. Whether or not he reaches Chief of Staff don't matter. :P

That's all for now!