silvereriena | The Skittles Legacy 3.3

This chapter focuses mostly on our heir's search for a wife. There is much date-outing and relatives that have gone a little crazy.

Pics: 86

We start with Merlot chatting up a Dormie, but she's having none of it.

Merlot: Spurn my advances, will you? Fine, let's see you get out of the never-ending study rut by yourself, bitch!

By the way, Merlot is not our heir. The one currently cheating at chess is.

Amor: What? I could've sworn I saw a puddy tat.
Scarlet: What does that even mean? >:(

... That's it, you're staying single for the rest of your life.

This dude who got ignored by Autumn now seems to have moved his affections on to Ruby.

Dormie: Soooo... I was wondering...
Ruby: STFU I'm reading erotica.

I sent Amor and Scarlet downtown in search of attractive ladymeats to nab. And who should be bartending but family friend Joe Kirby, who's also a pedo? I swear, I'm getting him into this legacy and contributing some lulz.

Both: Heeey, you lookin' fine!
Me: *facepalm*

Amor: So that's the guy who hit on Mom when she was underage?
Scarlet: I'll need to be thoroughly drunk before I hit on him.

Scarlet gets on the dance sphere and displays her knowledge of art by re-enacting Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man.

She also flashes anyone within viewing distance.

And is unfortunately caught by her Plantsim sister Crimson.

Crimson: LOL YOU'VE HAD THOSE PANTIES SINCE YOU WERE 4!

Dude, you were on medium. You'd think you'd be able to do that with 4 body points.

Well, it's good to be able to laugh at your own failures.

I sent Amor downtown to hook up, not to have a family reunion smustle. :[

So the night out on the town wasn't a success. I get the feeling if Ruby had been heir, it would've been easier to find someone. Dang girl, what's with all the creepy people falling for you?

Amor goes woman hunting at The Lounge. She's currently making her 'srs bzns' pool face.

AND WHO IS THIS FINE PIECE OF PIXELS? AMOR STOP POKING BALLS WITH A STICK AND GO TALK TO HER.

Her name is Dolores Hall and she likes daisies. Amor does not approve.

Amor: You fool! Do you not know that roses will dominate the plant world in a million years? Bown down to the red petals of power!

Amor: Or we can talk about me for a while.
Dolores: That's cool too. :D *eager*

There are no playable guys in the dorm and Dormies don't clean crap. The men's toilets have become radioactive cesspools now. Eeeew....

Scarlet decides to get some help to find someone. I'm blowing all their college money on this one mystery date because I'm ridiculous and want them to be broke. XD

Scarlet: So, who is it? Who is it? :D
Matchmaker: Hold your horses, child. I see... I see... A tall, dark man in your future.
Scarlet: SQUEEEE.

BLAM.

Uh. WTF. This is what $5000 gets us? :/ Well, I suppose it's about the chemistry, not the looks. But still.

Meanwhile, Amor is having more luck in the romance department.

Amor: Teehee! You have... eyes... on your face.
Dolories: Hee hee! I know! :D

No one said courting had to be intellectual.

BLAM.

Still no. Dangit matchmaker, my Scarlet deserves better than that! D:<

Back to our heir! The hearts are floating and it's time to see if we can get our first kiss.

D'awwww. I love these cute moments. :3

Immediately after the cute kiss, Dolores' eyes fall straight to Amor's boobs. I guess it's her right as spouse-to-be. XD

Scarlet kind of scorns the scene. I think she's still bitter at all of her failed matchmaking. :P

Amor: I'm broke, but this champagne is free and God knows I need a drink right now!
Dolores: I like pie! :D

Seriously guys, this is a high-class establishment!

Diner: No no, this is great dinner entertainment! *watches*

BLAM.

Latest matchmaking attempt. This guy from the Far East looks pretty good.

'Cept he ignored Scarlet and decided to do tai-chi instead.

Scarlet: This dating service blows. :/

Dolores is so enamored with Amore now that she's come to ringing the doorbell at night.

Ruby: It's midnight, I'm freezing in my nightie and I will have you arrested if you can't come visit my sister at a normal hour! D:<

You tell 'em, Ruby!

So to quell Dolores' stalkerish tendencies, they go bowling the next day. I see that thought bubble, you enthusiast.

Amor: *serious face* This is it. It's do or die. Now or never. My way or the highway. A bowl of froot loops or—

JUST THROW THE BALL.

Amor: UNF.

Gotta give her credit for bowling in heels.

STRIKE, BABY!

Amor: Yeah! Lookit that! Who's the heir? Whooo's the heir? I'm the heir! The heir with no spare!

Notice on this date that Amor's wants panel is perfectly innocent.

Whereas Dolores' show just how into our heir she really is.

Well, who am I to deny her what she wants! Time to lose your virginity in a cramped, gum wad-covered photo booth.

Dangit Joe, you're everywhere!

Joe Kirby: Woooh! Yeah! Go Skittle women! I cheer for you all the way!

He's been with us since chapter one, folks.

Amor: *emerges* Phew! That was hot— uh, what are you doing?
Joe: I was cleaning the floor with my shoes and most definitely not spying on you guys.

After creeper Joe leaves, Amor and Dolores take some photos properly to cement their successful date. Woohooing=instant dream date. <3

Let's seal the deal by having a proposal.

Dolores: It's like you can read my mind! :D

I can, I'm the Sim God.

Joe: Oh, I just love weddings!

Get your arm out of your chest, sir! You need to have functioning limbs to bartend!

Meanwhile, I had Scarlet travel to the Supa Stylin' Salon to find some romance because fuck the matchmaker. This pretty thing is one of the hairdressers. Hello, sexy! I want your genes in my legacy.

This hairdresser is also pretty good looking. However, her name is also Linda and I don't want any more of those in my legacy. Scarlet can have her.

Turns out this Linda is a bit of a bitch.

Linda: *yawn* If you're not going to talk about the latest trends in French braiding, I'm not interested.

Merlot accompanied her sister on her trip and decided to try her hand at makeovers. Note the scared reaction of the hairdresser with the veil. :D

Haidresser: She's ruining the foundation! I won't have any peachy cream lotion left!

Well hey. whaddayaknow.

Merlot: And this is the best way to hide your warts! It works wonders.

Merlot: Hi, Auntie! :D
Mandarine: Interact with my niece that I've never met? Do not want!

Mandarine is still a recluse.

OK, so I kind of neglect her Family Sim wants. Trisha in the back once again demonstrates how crazy these Sims are.

Mandarine: WHEEEE! Look, it's my son Gustave! He's going to be a certified orthodontist and enjoy wind surfing in the wilds of Australia!

Mandarine: Look! Look! He has his father's eyes!

Hot hairdresser: Man, insanity is hot!

At least we know she bats for the right team in this legacy! :D

Movin' on with college. There's only so much interesting crap that can happen.

Why did you all decide that cornrows on redheads looked good?

Here's the Maxis house the spares will be living in, just across from the original legacy house. Yes, they all fit in there, surprisingly enough.

After much trial and tribulation which I cared not to record, Scarlet gets Linda the Third to marry her. This is really just to help fulfill her mother's want of 6 grandchildren.

I now pronounce you wife and baby carrier.

Merlot: That's strange. I get the feeling I'm missing something important involving Scarlet right now. Ah well. *keeps watching TV*

Back at the main legacy house...

Linda: WELCOME BACK, KIDS! Didja bring me grandbabies?

I missed you, Linda! :D

Amor gets an appropriate red makeover and invites the wedding guests.

It's a winter wedding!

Dolores: Er...

Dolores: So this is your family?
Crimson: *is a plantsim*
Autumn: I'm bored. Where's the booze?
Everyone else: *are female. Where are the men?*

Unfortunately, Amor's cell phone started ringing, interrupting the whole ceremony.

And triggering the guests.

Mandarine: Look, GusGus! The brides are matching gold and silver! 8D
Autumn: There is nothing going on at this wedding! I am severely displeased! DX
Crimson: I'm blowin' this joint.
Linda: *stares*

Finally! I see that sign above your head, Dolores. You're just happy to be out of broke collegedom (and yay, the Skittles are rich!).

Linda: Hooray! I can has grandbabiez nao y/y?

HAVE SOME PATIENCE, WOMAN. Geez.

And this marriage is off to a wonderful start.

Dolores: Here honey! :D *STABS IN EYE*
Amor: DX

Autumn and Mandarine have a little sisterly reunion.

But too many pillow blows to the head is not a good thing for Mandarine.

Mandarine: I think Gustave is about to speak his first words! 8D
Autumn: I'm already an elder and she's the senile one? :/

Don't even think about it, Crazy.

It was at this point that everyone was either still in formal wear, had changed to outerwear because they were cold, or were in their swimsuits in the snow. Also yay for Crimson having a green gown! :D

It made the smustling that much more amusing, thouhg. XD

I love you, Autumn. You're the best 2nd gen. heir I've ever had.

Twins do everything together. Including smustle faces!

And they terrify Dolores, which is hilarious IMO.

Amor: Yeah, I am a party animal! There is nothing I can't do at all, bitchez.

Guess who's part of the family now! Linda, that's kind of weird.

Dolores Skittles (née Hall)
Cancer 4/7/9/5/3
Family Sim
LTW: Graduate 3 kids from college (again!?)
Turn-ons: Glasses, mechanical
Turn-off: Creativity (WTF)

I leave you with Autumn showing that maxed out skills does not save you from the fail. Must be her old age, making her forget she's got something in the oven.

Fireman: Hello, Mrs. Skittles! Ooh, I see you've refurnished the counter.
Autumn: Yep, that's all marble now.

See you next time as the purple generation makes its entrance!