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silvereriena) wrote2009-11-20 12:59 pm
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The Skittles Legacy 1.1
This here be my 2nd published legacy and my 2nd rainbow legacy. Badaba-CHING! We're starting with the yellow generation.
Warnings: This legacy has 74 pics, boringness of founder struggles, lesbians, mild swearing and bright yellow.
This is our founder Soleil Skittles (her name means 'sun' en français, woohoo!). She loves anything to do with the color yellow 'cause I say so.
Soleil: Hi gais. :D
Also, she's into chicks because I have decided that this legacy should be very rainbow-tastic.
Soleil: Wait, I'm into what?
Let's check her stats.
Aquarius
4 Neat
4 Outgoing
4 Lazy
7 Playful
6 Nice
Aspiration: Family
LTW: Become Captain Hero
Turn-ons: Cologne, glasses
Turn-off: Customized hair
Soleil: Did you just say I'm a les-?
Me: NEXT SLIDE! :D
This is Soleil'sshack o' doom lovely starter home. We have enough money to furnish it with the cheapest and few amenities possible! You want to see?
Soleil: No, please, I'd rather not-
Walls: *Go down in a most non-sexual way*
Soleil: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! D8
It's a regular mansion, isn't it?
Soleil goes to the Lulu Lounge to forget about the hovel she lives in now.
Soleil:I am the juggling QUEEN!
Joe Bartender: Move! I need to get paid, plzkthx.
Soleil: *Yawns* I'm bored.
Well go find a hot chick to woohoo- wait, she's a Family Sim. Go find a beautiful damosel to court who will give you excellent babies.
Okay, this isn't the crowd I was expecting. Then again, it's 10 in the morning. :/
Goopy: I feel so exhilarated and free! I'm wearing nothing under these plaid shorts.
Old Lady Jacquet: That's right, son! Join the Breezy Club! I'm feelin' that air!
Moving on to the rollerskating rink. I give props to Soleil for skating in heels.
But it doesn't end well.
Soleil: I'M FALLING!
Woman! Have the decency to keep your dress down! D<
Soleil:Ow. Well that didn't work out well.
No kidding. Now you look like fail and you flashed everyone in the vicinity. NEXT LOT!
The local café bookstore should have some good-looking sophisticated people, right?
Soleil:This book has pictures of shaved llamas! Scandalous.
Goopy:Hey Johnny, have you seen the new neighborhood legacy founder? I would totally go for her, even if she's dirt poor.
Johnny: *drinks imaginary tea because he's cheap* I heard this is a ghey legacy. We could settle for hot girl-on-girl PDA.
Goopy:I'll drink to that.
Great, the moment we come home a hot garden club chick appears. That was a waste of time and energy.
Soleil:So what are your working hours? Cuz I'm free all day long, bebeh.
Linda: WTF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED? DON'T TALK TO ME, HOBO.
Soleil is letting Linda Ball disapprove of all the rooms in the house while she finds a job.
Soleil: Dishwasher? I can steal leftovers for my empty fridge!
Ignore plumbob, plz. Bad shot, I know.
Soleil: OK I got a job now, please don't kill me!
Linda: Marvelous! Is it out in nature and doesn't waste water? :D
The welcome wagon isn't interacting very well.
Malcom Landgraab IV: What's that on your nose? My FINGER!
Gilbert Jacquet: Ow! This is why I hate rich people!
Malcom: Don't hate on the wealthy people! I help keep your measly business afloat.
Gilbert: Oh yeah? Well... YOU REEK OF CHEESE, AND NOT THE KIND PEOPLE EAT DESPITE THE SMELL! D8<
Gilbert: Girls, can I get a sympathetic ear?
Linda: *ignores* You should definitely invest in more pearl jewelry. It will make your eyes stand out.
Malcom: I'm not done with you, plebeian! *POKES*
Soleil: *ignores* I would agree with you, except that pearl is not the color I was meant to wear.
Gilbert: *sobs*
It saddens me to see him so wimpy. But that explains why he still lives with his mother.
Soleil: Um... these neighbors are weird. How about I just make friends downtown?
That's a good idea. And we just got a call from some random stranger asking just that!
Amy Neale: I invited you out because I wanted to congratulate you, as a fellow lesbian. I was never picked for a legacy you know, despite my good looks and charm.
Soleil: Am I paying for the bill? o_o
Crumplebottom: Those hooligans! Women courting other women! Why in my day, a woman would find a respectable man to settle down with!
*LE GASP* Crumplebottom is a homophobe! I knew it! TO ARMS!
Joe the Bartender: Yeah, I work here too. I know the secrets of everybody in town. |3
When Soleil got back, she rolled the want for a flower arranging table. We lost $1000 and are now down to $95 because I want to make myself suffer. :/
Soleil: The bare, unfurnished house will look so pretty now!
Oh, thank God. Give us more money. MOAAAAR.
Enough girl-on-girl fraternizing, we need actual girl-on-girl romance!
Linda: Soleil, DAAAH-ling! How are you? *Mwah*
Soleil: Hugs for a good friend!
Linda: Ew, get away from me, penniless person!
Linda: You may however, compliment me on my soft skin!
O_e What is it you want, woman!?
Linda: Oh yeah, this house makes me want to touch you so much more!
By the way, I've skipped most of their interactions over the last few days. They consisted mostly of Linda bitching at Soleil for being too forward so I'm really happy they're finally playing tonsil-hockey. D:
Soleil: And all it took to become best friends was to make out! Why doesn't everyone in real life do this? :D
Soleil: Sooo... I have no money. Therefore, we are getting the cheapest things on the menu that you or I could cook at home.
Waitress: Tip first please?
Both: To cheap limp spaghetti and no-longer-fizzy free champagne! *clink*
Soleil: Watching Linda eat noodles has made me realize that she's the one!
Linda: I wonder if my lice are back...
Townie: GASP! That's not Joe bartending! ALERT THE AUTHORITIES! IMPOSTOR! D8<
Linda decided that picking on Gilbert (whom we've established is a pussy) would be fun, but alas subtlety is not her strong point.
Gilbert: Hey, what's that you're holding behind your back? Can I poke it with my darts?
Linda: Curses! How did he know? :/
Soleil: Go away, Amy! I need to ask my girlfriend an important question!
Amy: Oh, you young Sims and your hectic ways! Slow pace is the key! I'm walking out of the room sloooowly...
Soleil: Marry me and then we'll pawn off our rings to feed our children!
Amy: Yep, still sloooowly walking out of the room. Veeery sloooowly... Oh, I'm almost at the doorframe!
Soleil's proposal means that the date was very dreamy. Thanks for the roses, now get inside and get married! Our founder ain't getting any younger!
Linda:I solemnly vow to be faithful to you and you alo-
Soleil:Great! I do! Now where's your money?
It's that waitress who wanted a tip right away! Why is she watching TV during our small pathetic wedding?
Soleil: W00t! I gotta go to work now! See you later, honey!
Linda: This isn't the honeymoon I was hoping for. :/
Whatever, man. Linda brought $20,000 (YESSSS!!!) so she's going shopping while Soleil brings home the bacon.
I fail to see what's so hilarious about your makeover. Sats:
Linda Skittles (née Ball)
Aries
5 Neat
8 Outgoing
6 Active
3 Playful
3 Nice
Aspiration: Popularity
LTW: Have 20 simultaneous pet best friends (CHYEAH RIGHT.)
Turn-ons: unemployment (WTF she got mad at Soleil for having no job!), logical
Turn-off: grey hair (Soleil's gonna have to start dyeing as an elder.)
Let's all take a look at our normally classy-looking founder wearing a Wiener World uniform. LOL :D
Soleil: I'm back home now get on the bed and give me pleasure!
Linda: Yes ma'am!
Linda: Goodbye, newspaper boy! I'm off to my first day as a playground monitor!
Newspaper boy: Wait, there's two hot chicks living in that shack? o.o
FINALLY the law enforcement career shows up in the newspaper. It's been one Sim week already! This career rotation cycle is corrupted.
We need more family friends. Go talk to that lady over there! Wait...
Soleil: Hello, gorgeous!
Are you sure you're a Family Sim?
Random enthusiastic chick: Bla bla bla great teeth bla bla wonderful genes bla bla bla cheese bla!
Soleil: I'm not listening to a word you're saying but you're so hot!
I made Soleil leave before anything else happens apart from friendship. Enough heartfarting, dammit!
REC: Now where are those crab soufflés I ordered?
Melody Tinker: Uh... it wasn't me.
BULLSHIT! I HEARD YOU CACKLE FROM THE KITCHEN! D<
Linda: BLAAAARARARGHARHGHH...
Sexy.
Amy is here all the freaking time. The woman doesn't seem to have a job.
Amy: You know, if you had Apartment Life for Mac, you would be able to have a genie lamp?
Dammit, stop torturing me! *sobs*
Soleil: I get the feeling someone's thinking about my wife in a non-platonic way...
Linda: *POP* Holy crap, I'm actually pregnant!
Wanda: *looks bored*
Linda: It must be from all the crazy sex I've been having!
Way to bond with the neighbors.
Look at Soleil's new uniform! She looks totally badass now. |D
Well, it's about freaking time! I think Soleil is my slowest badge-earning Sim ever.
But that means now the house can look a bit prettier.
Soleil: FAMILY SIM MOMENT. <3
Soleil: *farts* Hehehehe.
I know you're trying to bond with the guys at the station but you don't have to lower your hygiene to their level.
Linda: *pops* Oh no! I only looked at that tub of ice-cream, I swear!
Linda: I'm telling you Wanda, if I don't get a sundae soon I'm going to choke a llama! A female llama, that's right!
Soleil:You're so sexy when you're hormonal and have the bladder the size of a dry raisin. Let's make love!
Remember kids, sex induces labour!
It's a... Well, you'll find out next chapter. Just know that the baby's name is Mandarine and it could simply be a boy with a girly name, so don't be too hasty in judging! It's got grey eyes like both the parents, Soleil's skin and hair. We're gonna have to change that to orange later.
And with that, I leave you with a shot of Soleil's indignance at Linda's excellent parenting skills. Also they had to build a nursery so they're now back down to $95. Woo!
Soleil: WTF YOU JUST PUT OUR BABY ON THE GROUND.
Linda: *stares blankly*
Warnings: This legacy has 74 pics, boringness of founder struggles, lesbians, mild swearing and bright yellow.
This is our founder Soleil Skittles (her name means 'sun' en français, woohoo!). She loves anything to do with the color yellow 'cause I say so.
Soleil: Hi gais. :D
Also, she's into chicks because I have decided that this legacy should be very rainbow-tastic.
Soleil: Wait, I'm into what?
Let's check her stats.
Aquarius
4 Neat
4 Outgoing
4 Lazy
7 Playful
6 Nice
Aspiration: Family
LTW: Become Captain Hero
Turn-ons: Cologne, glasses
Turn-off: Customized hair
Soleil: Did you just say I'm a les-?
Me: NEXT SLIDE! :D
This is Soleil's
Soleil: No, please, I'd rather not-
Walls: *Go down in a most non-sexual way*
Soleil: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! D8
It's a regular mansion, isn't it?
Soleil goes to the Lulu Lounge to forget about the hovel she lives in now.
Soleil:I am the juggling QUEEN!
Joe Bartender: Move! I need to get paid, plzkthx.
Soleil: *Yawns* I'm bored.
Well go find a hot chick to woohoo- wait, she's a Family Sim. Go find a beautiful damosel to court who will give you excellent babies.
Okay, this isn't the crowd I was expecting. Then again, it's 10 in the morning. :/
Goopy: I feel so exhilarated and free! I'm wearing nothing under these plaid shorts.
Old Lady Jacquet: That's right, son! Join the Breezy Club! I'm feelin' that air!
Moving on to the rollerskating rink. I give props to Soleil for skating in heels.
But it doesn't end well.
Soleil: I'M FALLING!
Woman! Have the decency to keep your dress down! D<
Soleil:Ow. Well that didn't work out well.
No kidding. Now you look like fail and you flashed everyone in the vicinity. NEXT LOT!
The local café bookstore should have some good-looking sophisticated people, right?
Soleil:This book has pictures of shaved llamas! Scandalous.
Goopy:Hey Johnny, have you seen the new neighborhood legacy founder? I would totally go for her, even if she's dirt poor.
Johnny: *drinks imaginary tea because he's cheap* I heard this is a ghey legacy. We could settle for hot girl-on-girl PDA.
Goopy:I'll drink to that.
Great, the moment we come home a hot garden club chick appears. That was a waste of time and energy.
Soleil:So what are your working hours? Cuz I'm free all day long, bebeh.
Linda: WTF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED? DON'T TALK TO ME, HOBO.
Soleil is letting Linda Ball disapprove of all the rooms in the house while she finds a job.
Soleil: Dishwasher? I can steal leftovers for my empty fridge!
Ignore plumbob, plz. Bad shot, I know.
Soleil: OK I got a job now, please don't kill me!
Linda: Marvelous! Is it out in nature and doesn't waste water? :D
The welcome wagon isn't interacting very well.
Malcom Landgraab IV: What's that on your nose? My FINGER!
Gilbert Jacquet: Ow! This is why I hate rich people!
Malcom: Don't hate on the wealthy people! I help keep your measly business afloat.
Gilbert: Oh yeah? Well... YOU REEK OF CHEESE, AND NOT THE KIND PEOPLE EAT DESPITE THE SMELL! D8<
Gilbert: Girls, can I get a sympathetic ear?
Linda: *ignores* You should definitely invest in more pearl jewelry. It will make your eyes stand out.
Malcom: I'm not done with you, plebeian! *POKES*
Soleil: *ignores* I would agree with you, except that pearl is not the color I was meant to wear.
Gilbert: *sobs*
It saddens me to see him so wimpy. But that explains why he still lives with his mother.
Soleil: Um... these neighbors are weird. How about I just make friends downtown?
That's a good idea. And we just got a call from some random stranger asking just that!
Amy Neale: I invited you out because I wanted to congratulate you, as a fellow lesbian. I was never picked for a legacy you know, despite my good looks and charm.
Soleil: Am I paying for the bill? o_o
Crumplebottom: Those hooligans! Women courting other women! Why in my day, a woman would find a respectable man to settle down with!
*LE GASP* Crumplebottom is a homophobe! I knew it! TO ARMS!
Joe the Bartender: Yeah, I work here too. I know the secrets of everybody in town. |3
When Soleil got back, she rolled the want for a flower arranging table. We lost $1000 and are now down to $95 because I want to make myself suffer. :/
Soleil: The bare, unfurnished house will look so pretty now!
Oh, thank God. Give us more money. MOAAAAR.
Enough girl-on-girl fraternizing, we need actual girl-on-girl romance!
Linda: Soleil, DAAAH-ling! How are you? *Mwah*
Soleil: Hugs for a good friend!
Linda: Ew, get away from me, penniless person!
Linda: You may however, compliment me on my soft skin!
O_e What is it you want, woman!?
Linda: Oh yeah, this house makes me want to touch you so much more!
By the way, I've skipped most of their interactions over the last few days. They consisted mostly of Linda bitching at Soleil for being too forward so I'm really happy they're finally playing tonsil-hockey. D:
Soleil: And all it took to become best friends was to make out! Why doesn't everyone in real life do this? :D
Soleil: Sooo... I have no money. Therefore, we are getting the cheapest things on the menu that you or I could cook at home.
Waitress: Tip first please?
Both: To cheap limp spaghetti and no-longer-fizzy free champagne! *clink*
Soleil: Watching Linda eat noodles has made me realize that she's the one!
Linda: I wonder if my lice are back...
Townie: GASP! That's not Joe bartending! ALERT THE AUTHORITIES! IMPOSTOR! D8<
Linda decided that picking on Gilbert (whom we've established is a pussy) would be fun, but alas subtlety is not her strong point.
Gilbert: Hey, what's that you're holding behind your back? Can I poke it with my darts?
Linda: Curses! How did he know? :/
Soleil: Go away, Amy! I need to ask my girlfriend an important question!
Amy: Oh, you young Sims and your hectic ways! Slow pace is the key! I'm walking out of the room sloooowly...
Soleil: Marry me and then we'll pawn off our rings to feed our children!
Amy: Yep, still sloooowly walking out of the room. Veeery sloooowly... Oh, I'm almost at the doorframe!
Soleil's proposal means that the date was very dreamy. Thanks for the roses, now get inside and get married! Our founder ain't getting any younger!
Linda:I solemnly vow to be faithful to you and you alo-
Soleil:Great! I do! Now where's your money?
It's that waitress who wanted a tip right away! Why is she watching TV during our small pathetic wedding?
Soleil: W00t! I gotta go to work now! See you later, honey!
Linda: This isn't the honeymoon I was hoping for. :/
Whatever, man. Linda brought $20,000 (YESSSS!!!) so she's going shopping while Soleil brings home the bacon.
I fail to see what's so hilarious about your makeover. Sats:
Linda Skittles (née Ball)
Aries
5 Neat
8 Outgoing
6 Active
3 Playful
3 Nice
Aspiration: Popularity
LTW: Have 20 simultaneous pet best friends (CHYEAH RIGHT.)
Turn-ons: unemployment (WTF she got mad at Soleil for having no job!), logical
Turn-off: grey hair (Soleil's gonna have to start dyeing as an elder.)
Let's all take a look at our normally classy-looking founder wearing a Wiener World uniform. LOL :D
Soleil: I'm back home now get on the bed and give me pleasure!
Linda: Yes ma'am!
Linda: Goodbye, newspaper boy! I'm off to my first day as a playground monitor!
Newspaper boy: Wait, there's two hot chicks living in that shack? o.o
FINALLY the law enforcement career shows up in the newspaper. It's been one Sim week already! This career rotation cycle is corrupted.
We need more family friends. Go talk to that lady over there! Wait...
Soleil: Hello, gorgeous!
Are you sure you're a Family Sim?
Random enthusiastic chick: Bla bla bla great teeth bla bla wonderful genes bla bla bla cheese bla!
Soleil: I'm not listening to a word you're saying but you're so hot!
I made Soleil leave before anything else happens apart from friendship. Enough heartfarting, dammit!
REC: Now where are those crab soufflés I ordered?
Melody Tinker: Uh... it wasn't me.
BULLSHIT! I HEARD YOU CACKLE FROM THE KITCHEN! D<
Linda: BLAAAARARARGHARHGHH...
Sexy.
Amy is here all the freaking time. The woman doesn't seem to have a job.
Amy: You know, if you had Apartment Life for Mac, you would be able to have a genie lamp?
Dammit, stop torturing me! *sobs*
Soleil: I get the feeling someone's thinking about my wife in a non-platonic way...
Linda: *POP* Holy crap, I'm actually pregnant!
Wanda: *looks bored*
Linda: It must be from all the crazy sex I've been having!
Way to bond with the neighbors.
Look at Soleil's new uniform! She looks totally badass now. |D
Well, it's about freaking time! I think Soleil is my slowest badge-earning Sim ever.
But that means now the house can look a bit prettier.
Soleil: FAMILY SIM MOMENT. <3
Soleil: *farts* Hehehehe.
I know you're trying to bond with the guys at the station but you don't have to lower your hygiene to their level.
Linda: *pops* Oh no! I only looked at that tub of ice-cream, I swear!
Linda: I'm telling you Wanda, if I don't get a sundae soon I'm going to choke a llama! A female llama, that's right!
Soleil:You're so sexy when you're hormonal and have the bladder the size of a dry raisin. Let's make love!
Remember kids, sex induces labour!
It's a... Well, you'll find out next chapter. Just know that the baby's name is Mandarine and it could simply be a boy with a girly name, so don't be too hasty in judging! It's got grey eyes like both the parents, Soleil's skin and hair. We're gonna have to change that to orange later.
And with that, I leave you with a shot of Soleil's indignance at Linda's excellent parenting skills. Also they had to build a nursery so they're now back down to $95. Woo!
Soleil: WTF YOU JUST PUT OUR BABY ON THE GROUND.
Linda: *stares blankly*